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the signs typing tumblr tags
  1. types perfectly, if there is a typo they have to fix it: taurus, gemini, virgo, sagittarius
  2. makes typos on purpose to capture the struggle: aries, libra, capricorn, scorpio
  3. just can't fucking type: cancer, leo, aquarius, pisces
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types perfectly, if there is a typo they have to fix it: taurus, gemini, virgo, sagittarius makes typos on purpose to capture the struggle: aries, libra, capricorn, scorpio just can't fucking type: cancer, leo, aquarius, pisces

The signs in the squad
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Aries: The squad leader with questionable judgement
Taurus: The squad idiot
Gemini: The squad heart-throb
Cancer: The precious cinnamon roll
Leo: Best part of the squad tbh
Virgo: The reason the squad still exists
Libra: No one knows how or why they are part of the squad but also no one talks about it aka the elephant in the squad
Scorpio: The one who has dated everyone in the squad including themselves
Sagittarius: The reason the squad is dysfunctional
Capricorn: Satan
Aquarius: The silent, brooding squad member
Pisces: Was kicked out of the squad years ago

How the Signs play video games
  1. Aries: swearing profusely, throwing their controller at the TV when they lose
  2. Taurus: are actually really good but their fingers keep getting stuck to the controller from the food they were eating before
  3. Gemini: talking themselves through the entire thing
  4. Cancer: beating levels 1-4, then getting stuck on level 5 and never picking up the game again
  5. Leo: boasting to everyone how good they are and then dying in 2 seconds
  6. Virgo: instead of fighting enemies, they run away from them and try to find a place to hide
  7. Libra: pushing random buttons and hoping for the best
  8. Scorpio: yelling angrily at all the characters on the screen and crying with delight every time they kill someone
  9. Sagittarius: finding the easiest way/lowest common denominator to advance to the next level
  10. Capricorn: trying to get every little coin and a 100% perfect score before advancing to the next level
  11. Aquarius: like a BO$$. No other words needed.
  12. Pisces: not achieving any of the missions just exploring everything and getting to know the game universe
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Aries: swearing profusely, throwing their controller at the TV when they lose Taurus: are actually really good but their fingers keep getting stuck to the controller from the food they were eating before Gemini: talking themselves through the entire thing Cancer: beating levels 1-4, then getting stuck on level 5 and never picking up the game again Leo: boasting to everyone how good they are and then dying in 2 seconds Virgo: instead of fighting enemies, they run away from them and try to find a place to hide Libra: pushing random buttons and hoping for the best Scorpio: yelling angrily at all the characters on the screen and crying with delight every time they kill someone Sagittarius: finding the easiest way/lowest common denominator to advance to the next level Capricorn: trying to get every little coin and a 100% perfect score before advancing to the next level Aquarius: like a BO$$. No other words needed. Pisces: not achieving any of the missions just exploring everything and getting to know the game universe

the signs you either love 100% or hate to death
  1. Aries: Libra, Scorpio
  2. Taurus: Scorpio, Libra
  3. Gemini: Sagittarius, Virgo
  4. Cancer: Capricorn, Leo
  5. Leo: Aquarius, Cancer
  6. Virgo: Pisces, Gemini
  7. Libra: Aries, Taurus
  8. Scorpio: Taurus, Aries
  9. Sagittarius: Gemini, Pisces
  10. Capricorn: Cancer, Aquarius
  11. Aquarius: Leo, Capricorn
  12. Pisces: Virgo, Sagittarius
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Aries: Libra, Scorpio Taurus: Scorpio, Libra Gemini: Sagittarius, Virgo Cancer: Capricorn, Leo Leo: Aquarius, Cancer Virgo: Pisces, Gemini Libra: Aries, Taurus Scorpio: Taurus, Aries Sagittarius: Gemini, Pisces Capricorn: Cancer, Aquarius Aquarius: Leo, Capricorn Pisces: Virgo, Sagittarius

the signs based off of people i know
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aries: manipulative god complexes, shouldn’t be in control but always is somehow, is cool and chill outwardly but is a huge asshole in reality
taurus: loves food and sleep, really messy, really sweet but will fuck you up if you push them over the edge
gemini: probably some of the best people you’ll ever meet but have fucked up pasts
cancer:super cool, probably always high, kind of everyone’s life goals but is probably really fucked up emotionally
leo: rlly chill, always excited, texts in all caps, very gay, probably your lowkey crush
virgo: a lot of social anxiety, is a pretty cool friend but is v sensitive and makes drama/fights out of everything
libra: i’ve never met a libra idk anything abt them they’re probably myths
scorpio: pretends to be evil but is really just overly emotional band trash, still emo in 2015 
sagittarius: always spouting philosophical bullshit, likes video games and coffee, really loyal friends
capricorn: always starting drama, can be really happy one minute and really mad the next, you always feel like you’re learning more about them every day
aquarius: perfect hair, viewed as a sex god, likes all time low
pisces: really quiet until you get to know them, v chill and v sad, probably should be being cuddled all the time

zodiac signs listening to music in the car
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Aries: singing intensely, pretending they’re in a music video for it

Taurus: loves the lyrics more than anything, knows every word and you will hear them singing them over the song

Gemini: singing thinking that everyone else on the road is watching them when literally no one is

Cancer: strangely sings the songs in weird little voices/accents, very unpredictable with the aux, be wary

Leo: never ever ever lets the song finish and turns the volume down to talk about some shit??

Virgo: owns the aux and rightfully so, they put on jams you don’t even know about yet, they show you the light

Libra: they get crazy into it like don’t you dare turn the volume down for anything

Scorpio: all up in their feelings even if it’s fucking nickelback

Sagittarius: hands are everywhere from air drums to punching the air to being a orchestrator

Capricorn: does a weird moves with their shoulders, half assed moves

Aquarius: always, always hand them the aux, they’re the only you can trust will come thru 100% of the time

Pisces: puts on their jams and sings and let’s it all out, loves listening to music in the car the most

The Chill Squad : Levels
  1. Actually chill: Taurus, Sagittarius, Aquarius
  2. Pretends to be chill but actually no: Libra, Gemini, Leo, Cancer
  3. No fucking chill and doesn't give a fuck about that: Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces, Aries, Virgo
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Actually chill: Taurus, Sagittarius, Aquarius Pretends to be chill but actually no: Libra, Gemini, Leo, Cancer No fucking chill and doesn't give a fuck about that: Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces, Aries, Virgo

the signs as weapons they'd use in a zombie apocalypse
  1. Aries: flamethrower
  2. Taurus: crowbar
  3. Gemini: sling bow
  4. Cancer: hammer
  5. Leo: cannon
  6. Virgo: knives
  7. Libra: baseball bat
  8. Scorpio: spiked stick
  9. Sagittarius: grenade
  10. Capricorn: handgun
  11. Aquarius: axe
  12. Pisces: frying pan (most effective weapon tbh)
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Aries: flamethrower Taurus: crowbar Gemini: sling bow Cancer: hammer Leo: cannon Virgo: knives Libra: baseball bat Scorpio: spiked stick Sagittarius: grenade Capricorn: handgun Aquarius: axe Pisces: frying pan (most effective weapon tbh)

the most hypocritical aspects of the signs
  1. aries: hates the phrase "fight me" but still picks fights over every. damn. thing.
  2. taurus: i can't believe them but they judge stubborn people? really taurus? really?
  3. gemini: wants people to be up front with them while being majorly passive aggressive
  4. cancer: doesn't want to deal with other people's overemotional episodes while having them ALL THE TIME
  5. leo: wants to be left alone & wants attention at the same time
  6. virgo: hates when people complain, complains more than anyone
  7. libra: wants people to be serious and IS NEVER SERIOUS
  8. scorpio: gets annoyed by clinginess, is clingy af
  9. sagittarius: likes to be the ~chill~ one but gets really upset over the strangest and most specific things
  10. capricorn: won't tell you their feelings for 10 billion years and pressure you to share yours
  11. aquarius: worries about other people's health and safety while constantly putting their own at risk
  12. pisces: doesn't like it when people can't adapt to change but will hold a grudge like no other
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aries: hates the phrase "fight me" but still picks fights over every. damn. thing. taurus: i can't believe them but they judge stubborn people? really taurus? really? gemini: wants people to be up front with them while being majorly passive aggressive cancer: doesn't want to deal with other people's overemotional episodes while having them ALL THE TIME leo: wants to be left alone & wants attention at the same time virgo: hates when people complain, complains more than anyone libra: wants people to be serious and IS NEVER SERIOUS scorpio: gets annoyed by clinginess, is clingy af sagittarius: likes to be the ~chill~ one but gets really upset over the strangest and most specific things capricorn: won't tell you their feelings for 10 billion years and pressure you to share yours aquarius: worries about other people's health and safety while constantly putting their own at risk pisces: doesn't like it when people can't adapt to change but will hold a grudge like no other

The Signs as Naruto Characters
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Aries: Sakura Haruno

Taurus: Kiba Inuzuka 

Gemini: Rock Lee

Cancer: Ino Yamanaka

Leo: Tsunade

Virgo: Neji Hyuuga

Libra: Kurenai Yūhi 

Scorpio: Tenten

Sagittarius: Naruto Uzumaki

Capricorn: Sasuke Uchiha 

Aquarius: Kakashi Hatake

Pisces: Hinata Hyuuga

vague aesthetics based on ur zodiac sign
  1. aries: a broken nose, black lipstick, combat boots
  2. taurus: over-large hoodies, hot cocoa, nude lipstick
  3. gemini: wilting flowers, a still lake, dry knuckles
  4. cancer: dandelion wishes, candy on clearance, dyed hair
  5. leo: bloody palms, a mirror maze, red lipstick
  6. virgo: whiteboard markers, tapping feet, alarm clocks
  7. libra: a used paint palette, warm cookies, first snowfall
  8. scorpio: smudged eyeliner, black coffee, chipped nail polish
  9. sagittarius: glowing embers, pancake stacks, loud laughter
  10. capricorn: ink-stained hands, a vibrant sunrise, stale cigarette smoke
  11. aquarius: glow-in-the-dark stars, lukewarm tea, a summer's breeze
  12. pisces: overstuffed couches, dog-eared books, glittery eyeshadow
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aries: a broken nose, black lipstick, combat boots taurus: over-large hoodies, hot cocoa, nude lipstick gemini: wilting flowers, a still lake, dry knuckles cancer: dandelion wishes, candy on clearance, dyed hair leo: bloody palms, a mirror maze, red lipstick virgo: whiteboard markers, tapping feet, alarm clocks libra: a used paint palette, warm cookies, first snowfall scorpio: smudged eyeliner, black coffee, chipped nail polish sagittarius: glowing embers, pancake stacks, loud laughter capricorn: ink-stained hands, a vibrant sunrise, stale cigarette smoke aquarius: glow-in-the-dark stars, lukewarm tea, a summer's breeze pisces: overstuffed couches, dog-eared books, glittery eyeshadow

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