my “FOREVER” pairing

narugaa and inosaku, kakagai for qp, also genma/hayate (ITS BEEN TEN YEARS,,,)

my “sometimes” pairing (if i’m in the mood)

genma/raidou

my “friends-with-benefits” pairing

i didnt really have one so i just pulled one out of my ass: kakashi/darui

my “adele” pairing (“WE COULD HAVE HAD IT AAAAAALL”)

TEAM 7 FAMILY DYNAMICS I DONT CARE IF THIS ISNT A PAIRING 

and inosaku and kakayam tbh

my “hate sex” pairing

IDK!! KAKUZU/HIDAN???????

my “working on it” pairing

kakayamagai, also just gai/yam in general

my favorite threesome / poly ship

sakura/naruto/sai?? technically this is a working on it ship but w/e

my platonic “their friendship is too precious to mess it up with romance” ship

sakura/naruto?? i guess/??

my “i love it but don’t want it to happen” pairing

why would you have one of these

my “it started out crack but now it’s serious and i regret everything” pairing

i dont/?? know???

my endgame pairing

narugaa and inosaku

my “across time and space they will always find each other” pairing

tbh i dont think i have one. everyone in naruto’s souls need a rest after all this bullcrap.

my “settling for second choice” pairing

i will never settle. if those two kage dont marry eventually im going to scream.

my “I don’t want to ship it but I do” pairing

i dont really have a canon one so imma put kakagin