Good Omens TV nightmare scenarios:
not-a-space-alien- The Them are aged up to 17- and 18-year-olds
- The Them AREN’T aged up, but they’re PLAYED by 17-and 18-year olds trying to be passed off as “eleven”
- Aziraphale is cast as an older, overweight actor and the fandom reacts by starting to ship Crowley with Newt
- Aziraphale and Crowley are cast as very talented actors of color who are perfect for the roles and perform them flawlessly but the fandom reacts by pulling a TFA and zeroing in the only white guy/white guy ship in the cast and now 80% of the new fandom content is Pollution/Famine
- Benedick Cucumberbatch
- They replace the Bentley with a muscle car because an antique Bentley doesn’t look “cool” enough
- This
- Crowley wears a skirt but it’s treated like a joke and Aziraphale makes transmisogynistic comments
- Crowley and Aziraphale lean in to kiss at the Ritz but then pull back and scoff at how silly it would be if two males were involved that way.
- There’s a joke thrown in with something about ancient Rome or something but it’s clear the writers are uncomfortable with the chemistry and try to diffuse romantic tension.
- Anathema doesn’t actually want to have sex with Newt but Newt pressures her into having sex with him “because of the prophecies”
- No Queen in the soundtrack
- People start shipping Agnes Nutter and Thou-Shalt-Not-Commit-Adultery Pulsifer
fandomsandfeminismIm crying. Why. No. Please.
alarmfirea safer way to overshare: project onto a fictional character so hard that sharing your headcanons is basically exposing your deepest secrets, but it’s fine, because no one has to Know
discoursestormIs it better or worse if I tell y'all that “Nüsse” means “nuts”
The creator of minions says they are all genderless
I don’t know what to do with this information
uriefinally some agender representation in the media
lightspeedsound“IT’S TRUE WITH ATHLETES THEY WEAR SKIMPIER THINGS’
Like Miss Marvel’s outfit is LITERALLY A BURKINI THAT SHE ALTERS. YOU KNOW, ATHLETIC WEAR FOR MUSLIM WOMEN WHO WANNA GO SURFING. IT’S LITERALLY ATHLETIC CLOTHES. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Also if it were true that “baggy clothing hinders movement” like have you SEEN what professional soccer players and basketball players wear or…?
newsflash: not every sports/athletic/physical activity requires us to strip down to our skivvies in order to “move freely” and in fact SOMETIMES THE BREASTS NEED TO BE PROPERLY PINNED DOWN AND SUPPORTED IN A WAY THAT DOES NOT INVOLVE A CORSET OK.
sourcedumalSo essentially, all female superheroes need to look like they can double as a stripper or else it’s “pandering to a vocal minority”
Never mind the vocal minority who has been demanding straight white male wank for how many decades now?
flimflambergeOld man upset that teenage superheroine isn’t easy to masturbate to. News at 11.
