the heralds of andraste
the heralds of andraste

i finally got off my ass and modded neirs face
i forced myself to think about my ocs that are not named yun mahariel today
furiously thinks about my inquisitors



welcome to the neir and telan show


the neir and telan show gets even worse
lets just get this junk out of the way
reblog with the names of your warden, champion, and inquisitor in the tags. i’m curious
telan explains
i’d say yun collects swords but thats mostly a joke. yun has no room for so many swords. (not that im saying there ISNT a spare room in vigil’s keep just filled with random blades picked off of dead people.) they also collect rings (also picked off dead people, and also probably plundered from dungeons) but they sell most of it.
mystery hawke collects friends!! and garbage. said friends either go to his house and throw it away discreetly or force him to throw it away. some of it are genuinely knick knacks and they cant really justify making hawke toss it but other times she just comes back with her bag full of used pants?? modern hawke would probably be a thrifter tbh
neir doesnt collect anything because she cant decide on a thing. telan collects jewelry which he then takes apart and customizes with other random shit he collects from missions/trips away, and gives them out randomly to neir and their companions. eventually neir just collects telan’s collection.
lavellan and hawke
telan’s like OUR MARKS ARE LIKE…. FRIENDSHIP MARKS. LIKE FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS, YOU KNOW. and inwardly neir’s going THESE THINGS ALMOST KILLED US
idk if i ever mentioned it here but my adaar and my lavellan are both inquisitors in the same universe. theyre joint inquisitors. co-inquisitors. they each have to activate their halves of the mark at the same time to close rifts (the synchronized twirling is both completely optional and telan’s idea). it’s fine

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