Let’s play GUESS WHO SPLICKEDY’S FAV NARUTO CHARACTERS WERE
Headcanon that Temari and Kankuro used to sleep in a different place every night so there was less of a chance of Gaara knowing where they slept and now they can sleep literally anywhere and tend to just collapse in weird places as soon as they’re back from missions. U_U
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Big Nostalgic Anime Dump:
Naruto 1: [X]
Naruto 2: here
One Piece: [X]
sasuke offhandedly grumbles about what a pain it is to shovel the uchiha compound by himself, and naruto and sakura DEMAND that sasuke allow them to help the next time it snows. (mostly they just want to see what it’s like where sasuke lives)
So like I’m still thinking about deidara bein new in akatsuki and expectations vs reality and I just
Imagine like someone. Zetsu probably. Takes him on a tour or whatever and formally introduces him to the other members and says “by the way sometimes Kisame’s a girl so be careful of that” and dei’s like wait what so Zetsu repeats and
"So y’all don’t question that ever it’s just a thing?"
"Basically."
"Like he just says it and you respect that."
"Yeah why wouldn’t we"
And at this point at least one other person in the room is kinda side-eyeing him because they’re all expecting this to be followed up with some douchebaggery but instead it’s followed up by gross baby sobbing because never in his life before has deidara been in an environment where he didn’t have to be belligerently defensive about his gender or not been given boatloads of shit for it and he didn’t think people like this even existed
thinking about after the war naruto visiting gaara a lot, waking up one morning and finally realizing they’re in love. nar storms into gaar’s office, gaara has known for years naruto doesn’t understand why he never told him, the gaar doesn’t even look up. naruto goes on a rampage in suna, apparently everyone knew, and no one cares.
“He cried for me, his enemy! We wounded each other in battle but he called me his friend! He saved me!”
there was a very scary few minutes where i literally could not tell the difference between kakashi and gintoki
naruto characters that have probably at least casually kissed everyone in the konoha 12
- naruto uzumaki
- rock lee ???
- kiba inuzuka lies in bed at night thinking about doing it but he hasn’t yet