零 (ling)/30s (THEY/THEM/佢)
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  1. Shikamaru [to Temari]: Alright. Give me your hair dryer.
  2. Temari: What? What are you talking about??
  3. Shikamaru: Don't you carry one in your purse?
  4. Temari: Have you ever met a human woman?
  5. *later*
  6. Shikamaru [to Ino]: Hey. Do you carry a hair dryer in your purse?
  7. Ino: Of course. I'm not an animal.
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Shikamaru [to Temari]: Alright. Give me your hair dryer. Temari: What? What are you talking about?? Shikamaru: Don't you carry one in your purse? Temari: Have you ever met a human woman? *later* Shikamaru [to Ino]: Hey. Do you carry a hair dryer in your purse? Ino: Of course. I'm not an animal.

Sasuke Retrieval Squad starting their mission
  1. Naruto: Alright people, Let’s do this thing. Go Team Dynamite!
  2. Neji: But I thought we agreed we’d go by the name Team Super-cool.
  3. Chouji: As I recall, it was Team Awesome.
  4. Kiba: I voted for Team Alpha Wolf Squadron.
  5. Shikamaru: Alright, Alright, Alright. From henceforth, we shall be known as Team Alpha-Super-Awesome-Cool-Dynamite-Wolf-Squadron.
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Naruto: Alright people, Let’s do this thing. Go Team Dynamite! Neji: But I thought we agreed we’d go by the name Team Super-cool. Chouji: As I recall, it was Team Awesome. Kiba: I voted for Team Alpha Wolf Squadron. Shikamaru: Alright, Alright, Alright. From henceforth, we shall be known as Team Alpha-Super-Awesome-Cool-Dynamite-Wolf-Squadron.

  1. Shikamaru [to Temari before she leaves]: Would you like to stay for dinner?
  2. Shikaku [calling from across the yard]: Would you like to stay forever?
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Shikamaru [to Temari before she leaves]: Would you like to stay for dinner? Shikaku [calling from across the yard]: Would you like to stay forever?

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