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PROCTOR HEADCANONS. im trash. (idk about ibiki or aoba im sorry)

  • genma is an asshole DOUCHE hes like kakashi but somehow worse (hes less reserved and way more vulgar about it) he thinks hes smooth but hes so not
  • raidou is way serious but he laughs at the dumbest jokes and it FREAKS EVERYONE OUT whenever he does. its not like none of them have heard him laugh before??? but its the WEIRDEST THING and everyone tells him so.
  • hayate has the driest sense of humor, no one realizes hes cracked a joke until like DAYS later. hes really lightfooted too, anko says they should put a bell on him so he’ll stop scaring kotetsu every time he enters a room
  • i dont really need to say anything about izumo and kotetsu do i
  • ANKO FORCES ALL OF THEM TO FIGHT SPAR WITH HER, hayates the easiest to convince bc he doesnt care and kind of likes it, raidou always says he has something to do but that something is usually keeping genma company while he hides from anko and anyway she always finds them. she doesnt bother with izumo and kotetsu because they always lose
  • hayate, genma, raidou, and anko are in this kind of foursome thing, they rarely do things with all four of them together though unless they want to destroy the whole room/house. usually they pair off randomly depending on who feels like what (i cant decide if its a completely fwb thing, EXCEPT genma and hayate are definitely more than friends bc its my ship and its my life)
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Any headcanons for the Nardo proctors?
ybee said

Ibiki is the babysitter. Genma’s a huge douche. Kotetsu and Izumo are married. Are Raidou and Aoba proctors?? is proctor just the job u get when you grade ninjas in the chunin exam……I don’t know….Anko’s that person who they never want to invite to their boring card games but she always comes anyway and it’s only fun bc she’s there but no one wants to admit it because probably also one or more of them got completely destroyed by her in an arm wrestling contest. 

They’re basically a bunch of high school kids they have dango eating contests and everyone is grossed out/impressed by kotetsus disgusting ability to eat raw syrup. 

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