Dragon Age: Origins + text posts: Zevran
Had a request for this dork. c:
More DA text post memes:
- Marian Hawke: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
- Garrett Hawke: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
- Anders: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11
- Justice: 1
- Fenris: 1, 2, 3
- Isabela: 1, 2, 3
- Merrill: 1, 2, 3
- Varric: 1, 2
- Meredith & Orsino: 1
- Alistair: 1, 2
- Leliana: 1
- Sera: 1
- Fiona: 1
- Iron Bull: 1
- Various characters (DA:O): 1, 2, 3, 4
- Various characters (DAII): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
- Various characters (DA:I): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16
- Various characters (all): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
- Various characters (LGBTQ+ themed): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12
college is just as ridiculous as everyone thinks it is
last term i was 35 minutes into the first day of a roman society class and there was this dude eating burritos in the third row, and the prof asked him a question and the dude just went “i would love to answer, but it just occured to me this is NOT honours environmental economics” and stood up and left
Gintama character Kurokono Tasuke actually placed in a Kuroko no Basuke character poll (via @habisan).
thinkin about how when i was 16 i asked my mom to give me permission to get a sherlock tattoo and she was adamant in refusing no matter how much i begged. like…. u saved me, mom. you saved me in every way you can save another human being
and now for your enjoyment, some highlights from all the people who believed the “down with cis” post
Dragon Age + text posts — shitpostgenerator
It’s about time I did one for this.
More DA text post memes:
- Marian Hawke: 1, 2, 3, 4
- Garrett Hawke: 1, 2, 3
- Anders: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
- Fenris: 1, 2
- Isabela: 1, 2
- Merrill: 1, 2, 3
- Varric: 1
- Meredith & Orsino: 1
- Alistair: 1
- Fiona: 1
- Various characters (DA:O): 1, 2, 3, 4
- Various characters (DAII): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
- Various characters (DA:I): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15
- Various characters (all): 1, 2, 3, 4
- Various characters (LGBTQ+ themed): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
WELL OF COURSE IT’S NOT FUCKING CHEAP
BEING RICH MEANS YOU CAN AFFORD SHIT THAT’S NOT FUCKING CHEAP. LIKE, LITERALLY BY DEFINITION. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING?
Because, of course, a personal professional chef and housekeeper are all required by law once you’re rich!
guys :/ it’s really hard being rich :/ i have to pay my personal assistant $90k and sometimes they mess up my coffee order ok :/
Speechless tbh i can’t even mock this cos its just so far off the planet there’s nothing to say
What philosopher should YOU fight
there are a lot of philosophers out there, and they all need to get pummeled. here’s the chances that you’ll come out on top in no particular order.
Socrates
Who wins: Socrates
Look, there is a -100% chance that Socrates lands a KO, but that’s because he doesn’t need to. you come in spoiling for a fight and by the end of it you’re seriously debating whether you can truly claim to have ownership of your arms. It makes you want to fight him more and then you just get deeper into the spiral. don’t bother.
Plato
Who wins: Plato
Sorry, but his name literally means ‘burly guy.’ you’re not going to win this one.
Aristotle
Who wins: You
Ok actually I don’t know who wins here but Aristotle needs to be beaten up so badly. Please punch him. I’ll help.
Diogenes:
Who wins: Diogenes
I get why you want to fight him. I want to fight him. Everyone wants to fight him. don’t do it tho. His entire life is a series of him asking people to fight him and he still lived to one million years old. Don’t do it.
Epicurus
Who wins: Epicurus
Jesus don’t fight Epicurus. dude does NOT care. your punches will be like water off a ducks back.
Kant
Who wins: Nobody
I forget the argument I was going to make because I just looked him up and he looks like a weird adult baby.
you’ll win this one but why do you want to fight an adult baby. Avoid.
Voltaire
Who wins: You
sidenote: is there a single picture where Voltaire doesn’t look punchable?
honestly. anyway, look at the guy, he’s like 20 pounds. punch him.
Hume
Who wins: Hume
'In 1731, he was afflicted with a ravenous appetite and palpitations of the heart. After eating well for a time, he went from being “tall, lean and raw-bon'd” to being “sturdy, robust [and] healthful-like”' HE GOT ILL AND IT ONLY MADE HIM STRONGER. AVOID.
Hegel
Who wins: ???
I honestly don’t know but ughhhhhhh he’s so smuuuuuug. Do it. Beat up Hegel.
Kierkegaard
Who wins: You
Like, the entire Concept of Anxiety. there is no way you could lose this fight. go for it.
Spinoza
Who wins: You
But you won’t feel good about it. All this scrawny man wants to do is grind up some lenses and maybe watch some spiders making a web if its a wild day. Don’t fight Spinoza.
Descartes
Who wins: Descartes
Guy was a mercenary. He like, did fencing. Don’t fight Descartes.
Nietzsche
Who wins: You
Use his moustache as a pulley and kick him in the chest. When you knock him out whisper ‘human, all too human….’, and laugh.
John Stuart Mill
Who wins: You
JSM is the proto weird atheist guy who corners you and insists on going on and on about Richard Dawkins. You could take him easy. Fight John Stuart Mill.
Schopenhauer
Who wins: Schopenhauer
He believed that the world is fundamentally unsatisfied and in search of satisfaction?? This man is DYING to punch somebody. Don’t do it.
These cards were so beautiful, I just had to get the screenshots and share them.
(Part Two: Classes)
littleblackwing sent
✍ gai being insulted by sponge bob
So I acquired the greatest water bottle known to man to mankind today. You can either remove the tip or drink from it.
