the next time youre watching Evangelion remember that robin williams has seen it too. whatever you are seeing, robin williams has seen. shinji grabbing rei’s boob and yelling about it? he saw it. he saw it all

*sad naruto flute*

1. fight rly hard

2. get the shit beat out of u and fall on the ground

3. get up slowly with blood dripping from ur mouth

4. crack a smile and say something about friends and not giving up

5. win. thats it u will automatically win after following steps 1-4

straight people are not allowed to reblog this post.

straight people are not allowed to transfer the contents of their bank accounts into my paypal

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

*john mulaney voice* and that’s when the night went from good to GREAT