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why are the bad guys’ horses always menacing and demonic too like
is there some kind of horse breeder for evil villains
come to uncle jim’s evil horse stables: for all your villainous horseriding needs

the fact that rickrolling came back the exact same time that viruses/pop ups are goin around makes me laugh so hard though like. if i click that link will i get charmingly bad 80s music or someone telling me i owe them 500 dollars. who can i trust. are you real. is there a god. why would he do this to us.