Luke and I were looking at Hieronymus Bosch’s painting The Garden of Earthly Delights and discovered, much to our amusement, music written upon the posterior of one of the many tortured denizens of the rightmost panel of the painting which is intended to represent Hell. I decided to transcribe it into modern notation, assuming the second line of the staff is C, as is common for chants of this era.
so yes this is LITERALLY the 600-years-old butt song from hell
What a bonus! Mabel’s Guide to Art is here early! Be sure to watch and learn from a true artiste and she debuts her new work, the caticature!
- me watching the Olympics: oh wow, that was impressive!
- announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!
me watching the Olympics: oh wow, that was impressive! announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!
H҉͟͏̷̯̘̼͙A̴̷͙͚̬̹̥͙̝̲͖̖̤̻̻͖͞V̢̗͕̟̣͞E̷̢͙͓͙̣͎̯̰͞ͅ ̷̧̝̯̱̞̰̗̹̰̝̠̣͍S̛̩̘̙̩̜̥͇͓̤̖͎̙̕͢ͅO̴̢̧҉̼̠̯̠̥̫̤̣͇̯̜̩̪ͅM̧̧͓̹̲̻͡͝E̸̢̨̦̣̳̭̱ ̷̩̘͔͎̜̼̯̼̝̙̬͍̟̼̺͈͚͎͍̕͜M͢҉̨͔͈̙͕͍̲͙̥̠̲̞̝͔̗͚̬͙C̴̴̳̳͎̱̫̺̩̹̦͕͇̯̳̱͓͞ͅǸ̙̤̲̻̤͉͓̦͉̟͉̪̳̟̟͠U̧̝̖̜̠̦̣̟̝̠Ģ͇̝͔̲͉͘Ģ͇͇͎̣͈̫̱͇̤̀͠E̶͏̣̺̰͖T҉̴̯̼͉̦̝̲̕͞͝S̵̲̮̺͍̲̦̥̝̠̥̫̥̮͈̬̯̘͞
one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris
for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’
