swear to god if you whine to me about “too dependent on technology” i will sneak into your house and take all your lightbulbs
swear to god if you whine to me about “too dependent on technology” i will sneak into your house and take all your lightbulbs
i remember this time when i was 5 and my mom punished/yelled at me and so to get back at her i cried into a tiny toy bowl and then showed her like “these are my tears you did this to me” and sometimes i feel like that is still something i need to do




In an effort to emphasize the sanctity of marriage in a state where a judge just struck down a ban on same-sex marriage, Texas State Sen. Dan Patrick made this epic typo.

im so mad because this is going to get picked up as like. a post-post-modern masterpiece. academics will shit themselves for this

One of my Chem questions says ‘Briefly describes what happens during polymerization’
Fusion Summon 1 Fusion Monster from your Extra Deck, using monsters from your hand or your side of the field as Fusion Materials.

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
