
the two most disgusting pieces of news i have heard this week that i need people outside the uk to hear:

my parents call and said I had a package waiting for me at home. “I didn’t order anything”, I thought to myself.


Oh.


replaying da:o and i just realized even though its a small village “of no consequences” as morrigan said, some of thedas most important people just happened to be at this place around the same time.
there’s the hero of fereldan, alistair possible king of fereldan, leliana the left hand of the divine, morrigan empress celene’s advisor, sten possible arishok, the champion of kirkwall entire family and theres fucking sandal. all probably because it was near to flemeth’s house
some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them by standing too close to flemeth and her fucking plot magic
6/29/2015: Neopets, under Jumpstart’s new management, installs new chat filters, assumes thats good enough, then fires all the mods. exactly what you expect to happens happens and the site devolves into eldritchian madness within hours

Gaara didn’t understand what he didn’t understand
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“Yo,” Kankurou greeted.
“Aa.” Gaara replied.
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“Oh.” Gaara said. “Ohh…!”
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“Cacti…?” Hakuto asked.
“Yes, cacti.” Gaara said. “I started off with cultivating them in pots, but lately I’ve been thinking about making a greenhouse.”
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The joy felt similar to the first time he’d seen a flower bloom on one of his cacti.
(best Gaara quotes from Gaara Hiden Chapter 2)