aries: “The Shogun isn’t a shogun down there. He is a footsoldier!”

taurus: “My dick has shrunk to the point it looks like I have three balls!”

gemini: “How many dicks does the owner have?! How greedy was he?!” “No, those are peniclams from Planet Seafood. They look very similar to the male organ of Earth humans, but they are known to be delicious.” “Don’t you mean dicklicious?!”

cancer: “Peen-san?” “Hi, I’m Peenees. You take the Pen from Pen* and the Is from *Is to get Peenees” “Hey that’s just a Pen*s.”

leo: “Land this ship, give me back my dick.”

virgo: “Stand uuuup!!! Stand up Joe!!!”

libra: "The penile brake! When I pull on his underwear, his penis extends like a brake!" 

scorpio: “Mantama Rod 1: A man’s sword”

sagittarius: "Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon"

capricorn: “I can’t…pull it out…”

aquarius: ”Believe in yourself! Believe in the dick of the owner you believe!”

pisces: “Let me show you the power of the force!” “The hell force is that?! What are you using?! Isn’t that just your dirty hose?!”