Aries- gay
Taurus- gay dork
Gemini- fucking gay ass nerd
Cancer- so fucking gay
Leo- gay but also animals?
Virgo- gay but still a virgin lmao
Libra- gay but thinks they’re cool
Scorpio- gay and actually is cool
Sagittarius- superiority complex and gay as fuck
Capricorn- gay and also batshit insane
Aquarius- sometimes straight (what a fucking tool)
Pisces- if gay were a person…