my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn’t take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen, ate the reese cup then stabbed himself with the epipen and told the teacher to call the hospital and that kid is the most hardcore kid I’ve ever heard of I wanna be his friend
now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…
Wow I like weird fruits and I have only heard of three of these before. Only actually tried one-the kiwano melon. I eat those regularly.
I made the mistake once of trying the African cucumber. It, uh. Tastes like cucumber. Yeah.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE IS AN ENGLISH WORD FOR “ATIS” AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S “SUGAR APPLE”
fucking eat like a Russian peasant after the Bolshevik revolution, chow down like a Congolese family during the droughts of 1910 - 17, crunch your mandibles around pies filled with rat shit as the Pure Food and Drug Act starts to get enforced properly, suck down your gruel as a sod farmer at 5.30am, get beri-beri disease from eating polished white rice and let your brain rot out your thick unkempt hippie skull as you chew fucking curds and shit yourself to death
ahaha a mere 100 years ago? THAT’s your cutoff point? i bet you eat pasteurized dairy products. i bet you eat fucking bread. wake ujp sheeple. stop eating made up “foods”. eat some goddamn bark. eat some grass. use your fucking appendix. eat a mammoth you hipster fuck. thank your body dot com. i live for this
I really thought this was a joke until about 1:50 into the video. After that, I couldn’t believe the genius of this product.
"The staff was very rude"
"The dim sum restaurant didn’t have a menu"
"They gave me chopsticks"
"They asked me to wash my hands before I sat down to eat, something about traditions? I was humiliated"
"The staff didn’t speak English"
reasons to read the haikyuu manga:
If you turn into any more of a bear, you won't be able to ride a bike.
Huh? Would that be kind of cute?
