some of my favs

me:hey google what's up google:did you mean the stratosphere? me:that's my shit, google. anyway, you know where i can find them little hot dogs, the mini wieners they serve at weddings?


hey happy bday kaskyy!! heres the terrible ship
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.


When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind.
I think my dinner is possessed.
I just silently laughed with tears streaming down my face for 5 minutes after only watching a second of this video.
