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Three bad recipes generated by neural network
lewisandquark

I’m training a neural network to generate recipes based on a database of about 30,000 examples, and although the network has managed to produce identifiable recipes, and even sometimes sort sweet from savory, it hasn’t actually managed to produce any good ones. Only a very few of them are technically doable. Three typical examples:

Citran Barbecued Mube
game, ethnic      

—-CAKE—-
1 pkg cornstarch
34 oz ginger
1  white sage
2 large red potatoes, peeled
1  magazine bread; chunks
1 cup shredded corn peas
4 cup liquid ice cream

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Remove the casserole from the refrigerator and heat soup for 20 min. Serve with nuts, chopped caczooled and serve with the rice and oatmeal.
From: Fial Hosselr                        Date: 24 Jul 96


Grilled Snailsed Butter
crockpot, vegetables, crockpot, rubbing holiday, meats

2 lb shrimp; cut in ½ cubes
6  cloves, minced
2 teaspoon apple juice
¼ cup mushrooms
1 lb tomatoes, nuts.  
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1  Strawberries
2 each pinto beans; sliced
1  plum tomatoes, (no carri-fater)
1 pkg unknown yogurt fillets, thawed

Pour noodles and cauliflower through a wider measure just on high speed until stiff. Flavor radicchio mixture with the wine and continue simmering until mixture is desired doneness. Reserve side of bowl mixture. Chill until circle is reamy inricating. Serve on ranged removable pieces.

Smushed.I’s Bried, Heritame Sprigs
cakes, pies, pastries, extract

2  eggs
4 tablespoon water
1 cup dried butters and firmly beaten
20  eggs
4 oz fresh chopped nuts (approximately 10 minutes)
2 tablespoon grated zucchini
20 oz almonds, rough
1 cup seasoned baking powder

Sift milk in crockpot. Turn dough.

Add egg powdered sugar and whipped toppings. Serve immediately.

Posted by Adwing A

dajo42

“eat” soup is inaccurate. “drink” soup is inaccurate. suggest new word: flumzo

i flumzo the soup

cuddlesforeveryone

what other foods does this apply to

dajo42

stew, smoothie, very thick milkshake, cereal that has been left out for a little too long, raw eggs

nonbinerdy

But how do you conjugate it? Are you flumzoing or flumzing? Yesterday, you flumzoed or flumzed the soup?

dajo42

i will flumzo the curry

i flumzoed this jam

i am flumzoing a glass of overly pulpy orange juice

dajo42

Blocked

rafi-dangelo

(Twitter)

President Velveeta plagiarized his inauguration cake.

A. Cake.

This is real life.

pussypoppinlikepopcorn

They took the man’s cake design like they are so low down

completelyhogwashed

EVERYONE IS MISSING THE BEST GOSH DANG PART OF THIS STORY

image

THEY DONATED ALL THE PROFITS TO HRC!!

orevet

it’s cool that the bakery also gave a shoutout to the original cake designer

like they absolutely knew how shady this whole thing was and managed to handle it in the best way possible

miracufic

Update on #cakegate.

legally-bitchtastic

So wait, someone in the 🍊 administration actually went to a bakery and was like “give us literally the exact same one as the Obamas had. Exactly the same.” Amazing.

rosalindrobertson

so this is superweird and also a supercreative way of handling a request that you can’t turn down

taibhsearachd

Also important to know: Obama’s cake had a different flavor on every tier. Trump’s cake was literally just the bottom tier, and everything else was made of styrofoam. You couldn’t write a better metaphor if you tried.

annleckie:

Not sure where I ran across this, but I can confirm that this is very easy to make and it’s delicious. I don’t have the right size pyrex bowls, I just do it all in one 2qt baking dish and it comes out fine. I also have a 9x13 inch dish that I intend to try, but haven’t yet.

annleckie

Not sure where I ran across this, but I can confirm that this is very easy to make and it’s delicious. I don’t have the right size pyrex bowls, I just do it all in one 2qt baking dish and it comes out fine. I also have a 9x13 inch dish that I intend to try, but haven’t yet.

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