Spanish “Santa Teresa” candied egg yolks
You’ll need:
-6 egg yolks
-100gr white granulated sugar
-70ml water
-some powdered sugar to avoid sticking
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Ok so this is a really traditional recipe from Ávila, Spain, although you can find them anywhere in Spain (cake shops always have them). But for me, I love to make them at home, since normally you can find them glazed and I prefer them with powdered sugar instead. So, let’s do this!
Put your granulated sugar and water on a saucepan. Use the one you normally use to melt candy, make caramel and sugary stuff like that, because we’re going to make a thick syrup! Boil this mixture on high, then when the sugar is melted you can lower your heat a little. Most recipes tell you to stir the syrup constantly, although you can leave it there doing its thing. You can also use a candy thermometer, but I don’t have one. You know it’s ready when you stir it with a spoon and it’s thick and glossy, and when you lift the spoon leaves a “thread” of sugar. Your syrup will be on a soft ball stage when it cools down: you want something that will keep its shape once it’s cool, but not hard or browned. Turn your heat to the lowest possible and add your beaten egg yolks (just stir them to breake them up, don’t whip them).
Add them slowly and sitrring constantly. Now comes the fun part: stirring until this is a “dough”. You’ll have to be patient! You don’t want your yolks to curdle or burn, so leave your heat really really low and stir them until they remove from the sides of the pan. They should be like mashed potatoes, more or less. Sticky and smooth, cooked yolks. Once this cools down, it will have a sticky, firm consistency. Transfer your yolk mixture to a piece of plastic wrap and refrigerate until set.
Once it’s cooled down, put some powdered sugar on your counter and cut them into 6 pieces, covering your knive with sugar, your hands and the top of the dough. Roll them into yolk-shaped balls, and put them on cupcake liners to dry overnight. Drying them will create a skin, similar to the raw yolks texture, firm on the outside but soft, chewy and sweet on the inside. Takes some time but traditional recipes like this one tend to be really cheap to make, but time consuming. If you can’t find candied yolks where you live, once they are ready you’ll see, every second spent making them is worth it. But don’t make too many, there are rich bad boys!
A total treat!
You stick this fake egg to your 3DS ⊟
Or Vita, or phone, or whatever device you would like to feel more egg-shaped, and it acts as a comfortable grip. The egg+grip comes out this week in Japan from Gametech, and I’m slowly realizing that it’s actually kind of a good idea.
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Is this nature’s way of joking around? Golden yellow Cryptocrystalline Fluorite surrounded by Quartz crystal points
I just realized you American fuckholes have no idea what these are:
thats right eggs you can fry these suckers up and make yourself a delicious fried egg or you could add a shit load of veggies,meats, and cheeses to your egg mixture heat it up in a pan and have yourself an omelette
