“Raising a child is like taking care of someone who’s on way too many shrooms, while you yourself are on a moderate amount of shrooms. I am not confident in my decisions, but I know you should not be eating a mousepad.”
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Ron Funches (via lazybookreviews)
This seems so accurate from everything I’ve seen.
(via samsamtastic)
Ron Funches (via lazybookreviews)
This seems so accurate from everything I’ve seen.
(via samsamtastic)
one time me and my friends were really high waiting at a stop sign and after like ten minutes he turns to me and he’s like “this is the longest stop sign ever”
Message me a symbol? ♥
- ❥ - Put a photo?
- ☝ - How tall are you?
- ✔ - Sexual Orientation
- ♨ - Do you Smoke?
- ☟ - Do you Drink?
- ♒ - Do you Take Drugs?
- ✖ - Age ?
- ☆ - Have Tattoos?
- ★ - Want any tattoos?
- ☯ - Got any Piercings?
- ✌ - Want any piercings?
- ♧ - Best friend?
- ♥ - Do you like anyone?
- ♔ - Top 5 favourite bands?
- ♬ - Top 5 favourite songs?
- ☹ - Biggest pet peeve?
- ✍ - Story from your childhood.
- ☄ - I wish…
- ® - Favourite foods?
- ☀ - Story about your day.
- ♕ - Top 5 favourite animes?
- ♔ - Top 5 favourite movies?
- ☮ - Top 5 favourite TV shows?
- ✏ - Random fact about yourself.
❥ - Put a photo? ☝ - How tall are you? ✔ - Sexual Orientation ♨ - Do you Smoke? ☟ - Do you Drink? ♒ - Do you Take Drugs? ✖ - Age ? ☆ - Have Tattoos? ★ - Want any tattoos? ☯ - Got any Piercings? ✌ - Want any piercings? ♧ - Best friend? ♥ - Do you like anyone? ♔ - Top 5 favourite bands? ♬ - Top 5 favourite songs? ☹ - Biggest pet peeve? ✍ - Story from your childhood. ☄ - I wish… ® - Favourite foods? ☀ - Story about your day. ♕ - Top 5 favourite animes? ♔ - Top 5 favourite movies? ☮ - Top 5 favourite TV shows? ✏ - Random fact about yourself.
