


//This is 100% my dog when she’s lying in the way and doesn’t want to go away, lmao. The only person that can get her to actually move away is me though :’)

for anyone wondering, even though its pretty obvious bc of context, here’s what the guy’s saying:
(in italian) are you saying sorry? i dont get it. (when the dog is about to stand on the couch) what do yo want? (when the dog starts resting in his chest) no, it doesnt work this way. you’re wrong. you’re making a mistake Ettore. Ettore! you’re making a mistake. no. no!! do you understand you made a mistake? do you understand? do you understand where you made a mistake? i dont think you understood. eh, eh? what? what? no, no. alright, lets make peace/make up
and yeah, the dog’s name is Hector (Ettore in italian) :-)
German photographer Julia Christe’s hilarious Freestyle Series captures the motion of various types of dogs as they leap through the air.
Dog owner pretends to suddenly collapse while walking his dog and records the dog’s reaction.

Person: sorry dude, we don’t have time for the park today
Dog: ohoofdfijdlgjkfsdfdofdogohgooofooooooooooooooooooooh
Person filming: “Ralph, did you eat my tater tots?”
Dog: *opens up mouth and tater tots fall out*
Person filming: “…Keep ‘em.”