aries: lovable but still a lil bitch taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time gemini: crayola as fuck cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit leo: cutest ever virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit libra: weird as hell omg scorpio: probably satan sagittarius: cute and very sweet capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them pisces: even more crayola than gemini