what have i done to deserve egg death…………
this is what happens in hetero egg hell
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zevran. wynne. morrigan
ty pat
zevran
- (+) my teasing sometimes gets into flirting territory but i dont mean anything by it (only bc i dont know what im doing tho)
- (+) romantic feelings are weird and im going to run away from them
- (+) if i were a bioware character theyd ignore me too
- (-) i wouldnt put a tattoo that tacky on my face
- (-) probably wouldnt make it as an assassin
- (-) i hate leather
wynne (i cant think of a lot for her HH)
- (+) accidentally lectures
- (+) dead inside
- (-) im not a good teacher
- (-) when im her age i wont be half as cool and strong
morrigan
- (+) not a fan of touching
- (+) happy about having friends but idk how to be a friend
- (-) not as resistant to cold apparently
- (-) i like alistair
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egg. merrill
idk that much about egg so ill just
+ the fade is pretty cool i guess,
- not a weird egg elf mage
merrill
+ stubborn about being right
+ awkward i g uess??
+ might ramble a lot
- not self-confident enough to make deals with demons
- wouldnt just put up with fenris (id fight him)
- wouldnt get very excited about being mugged
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can u tell about yun's relationships with people in their clan? :-0
yun wasnt close to a lot of people in their clan except probably tamlen and merrill, they were never that great at forming close or just regular levels of friendly relationships with others, but they got along ok with everyone for the most part. anyone who knew em though could tell you that they were most open when going out on a hunt. there were mixed feelings in the clan when ey were taken away by duncan.
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imagine opening a really big box and inside it there's just zev. zev is there. he starts flirting as soon as you open the box. its too late. you try to close it but he doesnt stop. muffled innuendo comes from inside it
alternatively: you go to see whats under the tree and zev is asleep wrapped up in wrapping paper like a burrito. with a bow
ok but for real id get u potted plants and scarves >:-0
i want to know how you even got him here in those states in the first place? ? do i want to know
places the potted plants around the zev
culebrar replied to your post “I am pretty far back on my dash so this is probably irrelevant but I remember that I followed you probably because of fma and lingxed. i might have found your blog in the first place because of homestuck and then i looked through your art and saw ling yao and like auto-followed.”
ive never actually seen your homestuck art except for like one time you reblogged one old rose drawing again for some reason
i dont remember doing that but it was probably one of the better ones. youve been spared
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that is ezio auditore da firenze
…. aka lil birdshit >:-/
i was waiting for ur opinion of them
is that affectionate birdshit or real and gross birdshit
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♪
all my troubles on a burning pile
all lit up and i start to smile
if i catch fire then i change my aim
throw my troubles at the world again
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"Fried Coke is a frozen Coca-Cola-flavored batter that is deep-fried and then topped with Coca-Cola syrup, whipped cream, cinnamon sugar, and a cherry.[1][2] It was introduced by inventor Abel Gonzales, Jr., a 36-year-old computer analyst from Texas, at the 2006 State Fair of Texas." anon was right
well i mean they freeze it so it’s some weird monstrosity blend of what both of you said
WE NEED TO STOP TEXAS
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meimeigui replied to your post “brief explanation of my url the first character of my chinese name is…”
i actually got the soup pun right away
culebrar replied to your post “brief explanation of my url the first character of my chinese name is…”
u had explained how to pronounce qiow a while before u changed ur url to qiowder so if it counts for anything i laughed when you changed it
youre both great
usually when ur screaming at other people about how to say gif. except i dont do that. other people around me do that.
look u can say it however u want but if u say ‘jif’ im going to think youre talking about peanut butter for a second first #food
were u trying to remain neutral in the gif debate. or do you actually say g i f
how often do u people have the opportunity to say gif out loud