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THE SIGNS AS PARANORMAL ABILITIES
  1. Aries: Pyrokinesis
  2. Taurus: Psychometry
  3. Gemini: Telekinesis
  4. Cancer: Telepathy
  5. Leo: Clairvoyance
  6. Virgo: Extra Sensory Perception (Sixth Sense)
  7. Libra: Precognition
  8. Scorpio: Energy Vampirism
  9. Sagittarius: Regeneration
  10. Capricorn: Cryokinesis
  11. Aquarius: Astral Projection
  12. Pisces: Teleportation
earth-dad

Aries: Pyrokinesis Taurus: Psychometry Gemini: Telekinesis Cancer: Telepathy Leo: Clairvoyance Virgo: Extra Sensory Perception (Sixth Sense) Libra: Precognition Scorpio: Energy Vampirism Sagittarius: Regeneration Capricorn: Cryokinesis Aquarius: Astral Projection Pisces: Teleportation

The best site. Ever.
clientsfromhell

Client: We’re a water filtration company. We know exactly what we want so that this will be the most creative, and award winning website on the internet. Here is the list:

A roman soldier on the front page with an animated fiery sword. The soldier should occasionally swing the sword. We have 3 different locations he should be, all on the homepage - but don’t worry - the other two are much smaller still versions. Oh and his shield should look like it’s shining (use animation).

Santa on a polar bear walking back and forth across the screen to grab attention. This should go at the bottom of the page.

A dragon-man casting magic spells. This should alternate with Santa.

Heroic music.

A large 3D oval carousel that houses all our 35+ services. This should be on the front page.

An animated globe on the right hand side with animated flags in which we have our locations.

Animated icons for all our technologies that we use. This should be in the center of the page.

An animated facility (our largest one) - it should look like an illustration. Put it behind the carousel. We don’t think it will clash too much with the roman and carousel so it should be ok.

An animated dollar bill with the president holding his hands on his head in shock with the text DON’T PANIC flashing over it.

Please use interesting fonts, ideally 5-6 that look similar to Comic Sans but more playful.

The signs as types of garbage
  1. Aries- burnt rubber
  2. Taurus- bag of leaves
  3. Gemini- glass shards
  4. Cancer- compost
  5. Leo- broken toy parts
  6. Virgo- virgo
  7. Libra- misplaced treasure
  8. Scorpio- discarded wig
  9. Sagittarius- car muffler
  10. Capricorn- used diapers
  11. Aquarius- sawdust
  12. Pisces- half eaten lunchable
earth-dad

Aries- burnt rubber Taurus- bag of leaves Gemini- glass shards Cancer- compost Leo- broken toy parts Virgo- virgo Libra- misplaced treasure Scorpio- discarded wig Sagittarius- car muffler Capricorn- used diapers Aquarius- sawdust Pisces- half eaten lunchable

sheilink

hey i know youre having fun with tumblrs broken new features but please tag broken posts with #tumblr glitch for people who might find these kinds of posts disorienting

thank you !!

fujoshicabal

my fave overheard on campus moment of all time was the two guys who sat behind me in pop culture theory

as class was starting one of them was like “so… do you want a blowjob after this” in a rly bored voice, and then the second guy was like [pause][dejected sigh] “yes”

schizoaffectiveanders

"allosexual" was not appropriated from the French term “allosexuel”. The term “allosexual” to refer to other-oriented sexuality has existed for at least twelve years. Stop reblogging that post saying that asexuals “stole it without doing research”, because clearly that person didn’t do enough research of their own.

medicine

iont wanna be that guy

but the fact that “allosexual” in the english language is used by psychologists to otherize sexual behavior is prolly one of the many reasons why the western ace community should abandon it. this, to me, makes its usage even worse (that and all the racist undertones). it reeks of the same dehumanizing conception of the term “homosexual” as that was widely used by scientists in conjunction with violent practices wrt gay and lesbian people to see how they “worked” bc same gender attraction was classified as a mental illness in the dsm up until the 70s. “non-ace” is a much better term but that’s just my onion. yall can’t reduce the stigma surrounding ace people by using these dehumanizing terms…but werk…

chilaquilx

Here is the link to the storify linked in the last tweet: https://twitter.com/_Outlaw1/status/548725551754928128
Shaun King has been actively posting about Ferguson specifically, and some of his tweets have been reblogged thousands of times here as well. He has over 100K followers on Twitter. Not sure if this is already on here or how big of a reach it will have but food for thought, and stay critical.

lilipanduhhh

Wooow though those articles… I’m disgusted by anyone who uses tragedy for their own monetary gain.

typette

Yikes, people believe this. 

He’s blocking people because he is using an auto blocking script to weed out trolls and death threats, if you’ve read any of what he posts you’ll already know why claims that he’s a con man make zero sense. What? Who would even spread that bullshit rumour but the people that are annoyed they can’t troll him on twitter anymore? 

There are too many puppet accounts and too much history this guy has as an activist that this is anything but slander. Come on you guys. 

christmasdamara:
“ youkaiphilosopher:
“ anathemarmotqueen:
“ fangfotographie:
“ sephielya:
“ ii-l:
“ This is my bible. Bye.
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Anyone else read this with the stereotypical Japanese “punk” accent?
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I didn’t just read it in the accent. I felt the...
ii-l

This is my bible. Bye.

sephielya

Anyone else read this with the stereotypical Japanese “punk” accent?

fangfotographie

I didn’t just read it in the accent. I felt the accent. 

youkaiphilosopher

絶対必要な単語。w

Also good ones:

ざけんなよ。
zakenna yo.
You gotta be fucking kidding me.

そんなばかな!
sonna baka na!
That’s ridiculous!

出てけ。
deteke.
Leave.

何ってたか、てめえ?特殊作戦群の卒業クラスでは一番だった俺は無数のアルカイダに反して極秘の使命に関わったし、公認キルは300人以上なんだぞ。游撃戦兵で、自衛隊の最高の狙撃兵だ。てめえなんてありがたりの目標、それだけ。間違いない、この世に見たことない正確にぶっこわすぞ。ネットでそんな悪い口なんて許せると思うのか?考えなおせ。話しながら日本中のスパイネットワークを呼んで、IPをたどってるので、嵐のために準備を。生活と言う可哀想さの殲滅を持ってくる嵐だ。お前はもう死んでいる。
nan tte ta ka, temee? tokushu sakusengun no sotsugyou kurasu de wa ichiban datta ore wa mukou no arukaida ni hanshite gokuhi no shime ni kuwatta shi, kounin kiru wa sanbyakunin ijou na n da zo. yuugeki senbei de, jietai no saikou no sogekihei da. temee nante arigatari no mokuhyou, sore dake. machigai nai, kono yo ni mita koto nai seikaku ni bukkowasu zo. Netto de sonna waruiguchi nante yuruseru to omou no ka? kangae naose. hanasinagara nihonchuu no supai nettowaaku wo yonde, IP wo tadotteru no de, arashi no tame ni junbi wo. seikatsu to iu kawaisousa no senmetsu wo mottekuru arashi da. omae wa mou shindeiru.
What the fuck did you say about me you little bitch? I graduated top of my class in the JSDF Special Forces Group, and I’ve been involved in countless secret missions against Al-Quaeda, and I have 300 confirmed kills. I’m trained in gorilla warfare, and I’m the top sniper in the entire Self Defense Force. You are nothing but just another target. Make no mistake, I’ll wreck you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. You think I’ll let you get away with saying shit like that on the internet? Think again. As we’ve been speaking, I’ve contacted my network of spies across Japan, and your IP is being traced, so get ready for the storm. The storm which will annihilate the pathetic thing you call your life. You’re already dead.

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