i’ll never not be amused by the fact that there’s a species of snake who tries to scare off potential predators by ‘farting defensively’
it’s called the chihuahuan hook nosed snake and back in 2000 there was an experiment done by a morphologist at a college to study the snake’s defensive farts and according to his research there were some snakes who farted so energetically that they lifted themselves off the ground
next time you feel uncertain about snakes, just think about the chihuahuan hook nosed snake and it’s almighty tooty booty

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany
it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

when y’all been casting modern dorian as some white hipster why hasn’t anyone ever considered hrithik roshan??
*clears throat* you’re welcome

little florida things: friend finds a vhs of the lion king 2 simba’s pride on the street and opens it up to find that it’s full of ramen noodles

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