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bigasslizard

i’ll never not be amused by the fact that there’s a species of snake who tries to scare off potential predators by ‘farting defensively’

bigasslizard

it’s called the chihuahuan hook nosed snake and back in 2000 there was an experiment done by a morphologist at a college to study the snake’s defensive farts and according to his research there were some snakes who farted so energetically that they lifted themselves off the ground

next time you feel uncertain about snakes, just think about the chihuahuan hook nosed snake and it’s almighty tooty booty

sneklady

This may be the greatest snake post of all time.

THE SIGNS AS PARANORMAL ABILITIES
  1. Aries: Pyrokinesis
  2. Taurus: Psychometry
  3. Gemini: Telekinesis
  4. Cancer: Telepathy
  5. Leo: Clairvoyance
  6. Virgo: Extra Sensory Perception (Sixth Sense)
  7. Libra: Precognition
  8. Scorpio: Energy Vampirism
  9. Sagittarius: Regeneration
  10. Capricorn: Cryokinesis
  11. Aquarius: Astral Projection
  12. Pisces: Teleportation
earth-dad

Aries: Pyrokinesis Taurus: Psychometry Gemini: Telekinesis Cancer: Telepathy Leo: Clairvoyance Virgo: Extra Sensory Perception (Sixth Sense) Libra: Precognition Scorpio: Energy Vampirism Sagittarius: Regeneration Capricorn: Cryokinesis Aquarius: Astral Projection Pisces: Teleportation

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