- Me on a date: What do you think of Freudian imagery?
- Him: I think it's stupid.
- Me, shoving glistening dough phalluses into my open gaping purse-hole, my hands dripping wet with warm oil: I have to go now.
Me on a date: What do you think of Freudian imagery? Him: I think it's stupid. Me, shoving glistening dough phalluses into my open gaping purse-hole, my hands dripping wet with warm oil: I have to go now.
Awesome risk charts from Smart Sex Resource
Many std/stis are easily treatable and some are asymptomatic, so have your health check often.
Please keep your safety in mind always <3
idk if yun ever got tatted again but it wouldnt be anything fancy
Dragon Cum
- Thick And Creamy
- Burns A Bit On The Way Down
- You Can Feel It In Your Stomach
If these descriptors don’t make the drink sound worthy of the name “Dragon Cum,” then, well, you’re probably not the same level of Furry Trash that I am. All the same, if you like sweet drinks, are a fan of sipping, or are just a culinary or alcoholic explorer, Dragon Cum may be worth a shot!
It’s pretty straight-forward. 1 part Fireball cinnamon whiskey, paired with one part Hazelnut Coffee Creamer, and you have the most basic variant. You could always mix it up, use a different kind of creamer, say, cinnamon roll, and find yourself perhaps with Red Dragon Cum, or perhaps use Rumchata instead of Coffee Creamer, and find yourself with the exceptionally potent Elder Dragon Cum. Lot of possibilities here, but basically, this is my new favorite drink, I have a new camera, and this is all very silly. Enjoy!
I don’t know if you know this but here’s a live feed of porn searches being made right now.
#one person is just searching ‘jeremy’ #no other keywords whatsoever #nothing else will suffice #this person can ONLY be satisfied by jeremy #good luck you poor lost soul
I wonder if those sites have an algorithm that takes poor spelling into account.
