Ino and Sakura being each other’s maids of honor and giving those speeches at each other’s weddings.

At Sakura’s wedding, Ino does all the obligatory teasing and embarrassing memories and forehead jokes. And then she gets really serious and really quiet. And she talks about how PROUD she is of sakura, how proud she is of her beautiful, strong, talented rival and best friend. she talks about how sakura and her are forever and if THIS SCHMUCK SO MUCH AS MAKES SAKURA FROWN SHE WILL PERSONALLY TORTURE HIM IN THE PITS OF THE INTERROGATION DEPARTMENT. And then she bursts into tears and runs out of the hall.

And, at Ino’s wedding, Sakura returns the favor and talks about pigs and unleashes years of pent up blackmail material. And then she gets all quiet and serious and her eyes get all watery. And she talks about how she wouldn’t be the person she is today without Ino. And that Ino changed her life. She talks about how beautiful and kind and bright and strong ino is. And she reminds ino that, no matter what happens, they’re forever. Then she breaks a table by tapping her pinky against it and warns THE SORRY NO GOOD BASTARD THAT IF HE MAKES INO CRY, SHE WILL PERSONALLY SHATTER EVERY BONE IN HIS SORRY GOOD-FOR-NOTHING BODY.

little naruto telling kushina about his fight with gaara. minato is working late because of the hell that happened and naruto is with kushina in his parents’ bed. he doesn’t want to freak her out too much so instead he just talks about gaara and says he’s got a lot of pain inside of him.

kushina hugs him and is amazed her son is full of so much empathy i aM DYING A SLOW DEATH

no…….minato as the hokage swinging by the academy to pick up naruto. little naruto seeing his dad and immediately, loudly telling him about his day but also climbing up his dad like he’s a jungle gym and the hokage just laughs even when naruto is pulling on his hair.

kushina carrying naruto until he figures out how to wiggle out of her grasp HE GETS EMBARRASSED but after he comes back from his first mission, she’s there at the gates, and even though he is 13, she carries him home while telling him how proud she is.

wow, tears for years

im laughign really hard about juggalo kankuro. congratulations gaara, your older brother is a shitty juggalo clown. congratulations, your stinky puppet juggalo brother is moving in with his shitty stinky dog boyfriend. you have to visit your inlaws every year. try the food, gaara. is it a dog biscuit? who can tell. kiba’s mom is staring at you. your shitty juggalo brother is coughing nervously. just eat the goddamn dog food you goddamn teeny tiny sand baby

    _{some scumbag tells ino that ‘she’s too pretty to be a lesbian’ and sakura breaks his jaw (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)}

    _{sakura confides in ino that she doesn’t feel pretty sometimes and ino tells her that she’s prettier than any flower she could grow}

i cry bc none of the jinchuuriki got that chance that naruto got with kurama besides killer bee and

what if man

like what if gaara and shukaku had come to an understanding and bonded like naruto and kurama had

or what if any of the other jinchuuriki got more screen time and we got to see like matabi purring as yugito stroked her head or saiken and utakata arguing about how much slime they left everywhere

or what if we got to see chomei telling fu to not step somewhere there’s a baby larvae in the way bc they’ve gotten to that point where they can just talk and ask and be friends i;m