there are so many friendship combos that arent explored in naruto

i want to see them all

when the actual story ends they should just do an entire season of aftermath/epilogue filler.  Like “the day konohamaru grows an awkward teen stache and is proud of it” and “gaara and ino; agricultural society showdown!”

so Hannah made the point that re: the slug princess episode, SLEEPING BAG SLUG RACES would definitely become a thing in the cabins Yamato builds, and Sasuke would be eventually filled in on this and challenged to one. He can’t turn down a challenge, accepts, and eventually Nar and Sakura stop mid race and as Sasuke wriggles across the floor, they start hissing ““SSSSSASSSSUKE THE SSSSSNAKE ISSSSS THE SSSSSPEEDIEST SSSSSSSSSNAKE”

This is all v. true thank u for your contribution Han

but it doesn’t end there

Sasuke gets PREDICTABLY so ooo indignant about SSSASSSUKE the SSSSNAKE and the fact it’s becoming a team 7 meme, even sSSSSSAI does it which is 100 times worse because he does it totally dead pan and like it’s just meant to be pronounced that way, like that’s just the normal inflection.
Sauce also PREDICTABLY starts shit with Nar during the slug race and Nar is laughing too hard to even insult back properly and finally Sakura creeps up behind the two of them and declarES THAT FIGHTING!!! IS NOT CONDONED IN THE SLUG KINGDOM! SLUG PRINCESS RULES ONLY! and drops on the two of them like dead weight
She starts rolling back and forth over them and Naruto is laughing so hard he’s about to start hyperventilating and Sasuke is THE ANGRIEST HE HAS EVER BEEN IN HIS LIFE and Sai is kind of to the side and says very seriously “the dictates of the Slug Princess are to be respected”

for Sauce’s next birthday everyone chips in to get him this:http://kigurumi-shop.com/Snake-Kigurumi.aspx
and at he goes really quiet and everyone thinks that he’s going to light it up like a torch but instead he says “Thankssss Ssssakura SSsssslug Princessss” and Sakura laughs so hard she pees. Literally pees. She doesn’t look at anyone from the team for the next week and Naruto and Sasuke can’t stop cracking up about it they can’t look at each other without hissing and CRAC K I N G U P this goes on forever it was the best worst birthday

Making jokes is Sauce’s new secret weapon. His weaPUN if you will. His eyebrow kind of quirks when he thinks he’s about to make a really good one and Sakura starts RUNNING it’s a matter of self preservation Naruto just grips whatever is closest to him in preparation for what is probably going to be the next best ten seconds of his week.
Sai does not get it
he buys diapers for Sakura’s next birthday
Sasuke has to leave the room.

I keep thinking of “shit Sasuke missed and is now getting caught up on when he comes back to Konoha” and one of them is definitely Sakura and Naruto’s FLAWLESS other person’s arms coordination, you know, like when you fold your arms behind your back and someone else slips their arms through and gestures in time with whatever you’re saying? Sasuke can’t wrap his mind around it. It started when Nar fucked his arm up and Sakura offered to feed him and then it devolved into her standing behind him and poking him up the nose with ramen and chopsticks and then it became A THING Sai never really got into it but he LOVES to watch and make obvious commentary. “Ah, see Sasuke, it’s funny because although Naruto is giving a very impassioned speech about fighting, Sakura is making delicate gestures with her hands, which are actually meant to represent Naruto’s hands. See? Isn’t that funny?” Sometimes whenever Nar and Sauce get into their bullshit Sakura just slips her arms behind Nar and Nar goes with it without missing a beat, like still yelling the same HEY BASTARd shit at Sauce but Sakura is like, putting her hands on his hips or making obscene gestures Sasuke can’t do it he just walks away SAKURA AND NARUTO RUN AFTER HIM *STILL* PRETENDING TO BE A SINGLE COHESIVE BODY

gaara likes chouji a lot because he’s so gentle and gives him potato chips, and he’s never had them before. he tells chouji this, who is horrified. a week later, the kazekage receives a package that baffles everyone. the kazekage’s guard starts to run poison tests on it. gaara sees the package and it’s all junk food from chouji and he’s like, “no don’t bother”

"but, kazekage-sama—"

"no it’s ok" and he carries this huge box back to his office

he organizes all the snacks on his desk over his paper work and temari walks in as he is on his fifth bag of chips. she can’t believe what she’s seeing. gaara doesn’t notice how she is kind of appalled and starts to tell her that he likes the plain chips the best, and salt and vinegar is too much, there’s so many flavors, they should import them from konoha.

please think about naruto characters playing flappy bird

LEE AND SAKURA ARE RIDICULOUSLY GOOD AT IT, IT PISSES EVERYONE OFF. NEJI IS SO BAD BUT HE WONT ADMIT OR ACCEPT DEFEAT, HE GETS SO ANGRY AND HE WON’T LET ANYONE HELP HIM. HE AND NARUTO BOND OVER BEING SO BAD AT THIS STUPID MOBILE GAME,

RAIDOU JUST CRIES. HE SITS THERE AND CRIES OVER HIS PHONE WHILE HAYATE RUBS HIS SHOULDERS AND GENMA PRIES IT OUT OF HIS FINGERS

please think about naruto characters playing flappy bird

#temari tries 2 be cool but she ends up staying up like all night shes not going to let this piece of shit bird wiN #kankuro gets so mad right away he gets a 0 like 10 times in a row and just goes ‘this game is STUPID’ and storms off #gaara can just..like do it #he just picks it up and his first try is like 15 #they are so mad #crowded around him on the couch like ‘teach us’