it’s that time of year again, so have some terrible puns/jokes!
print them off and give them to your crush! your friends! your teachers!
guys i wore these heat-resistant sleeves today to clean the friers and they were super ridiculous right
i mean lookit them
and i realized
i waS LIKE SASUKE
tHEN REALIZATION PT 2
HE WEARS THOSE dUMB LOOKIN ARMBANDS CAUSE FIRE
HE BReATHES FIRE AND HE’S JUST PROTECTING HIS ARMS ITS NOT A FASHION STATEMENT LIKE WE THOUGHT IM KINDA UPSET BY THIS????
sure, we can theorize for hours about why and how deidara has mouths on his hands, but at the end of the day kisame hoshigaki is a literal shark that has assumed a man-like form
#naruto keeps potted plants too isn’t that gross they’re all gross#now he keeps a cactus too that gaara gave him on one of his vists#on one of her ambassador visits temari gets into a discussion about plants with ino#’how much do you know about cacti’ #’u see my brother is a giant nerd and’#but she underestimates ino’s intense interest and gaara ends up getting a letter#HI TELL ME ALL ABOUT YOUR CACTI ARE THEY FLOWERING?? FOLLOW THESE STEPS AND THEY WILL!!:#with a little thing of special yamanaka plant food or something#it doesn’t take long for kankuro to see gaara writing back and writing in the margin#HEY DOES MY SISTER TOUCH THAT NARA GUYS BUTT OR WHAT#SHE DOES DOESN’T SHE
oh my WORD
Anonymous sent
You are a total idiot sasuke is not a Genin sasuke is a missing nin that's like saying nagato and konan are genin but they have no rank, sasuke left the village when he was a genin he would be considred hokage level now. and guess what naruto is still a genin and he still lives in the fucking village even after defeating nagato so fuck you and im not a fan of naruto or anime because japan sucks. i was told to wright this watch i real show like a game of thrones and breaking bad fuck you
yiffest said
yeah ok but check out this picture of orochimaru getting some sick air
"get in the water, neji!" they say, "it feels great!" they say, "we won’t splash you!!" they say
the water is so cold and they splash him so, so much