kiba’s definitely had a mustache for like 5 years but no one’s noticed. hinata keeps trying to wipe it off like he’s got food on his face
Watch Rock Lee fuck everyone up. He coming for Madara, Doflamingo, Juha Bach. He gon beat the American team in Eyeshield 21. He gon leave Shonen Jump and fight the people in Fairy Tail. Then he’s gonna clear out all the Titans and find out what’s in Eren’s basement. My nigga’s gonna stop the Third Impact. Find the sunflower samurai. He coming for anime’s throat. Then he gon drop a mixtape called “Weights tryna hold a ninja back”.
so i just realized since his headbands on his waist lee would have the cutest butt bow in the world
sometimes fic writers give naruto desciptions like “fox-like smile” and stuff like that so i wonder if giving the jinchuriki’s personality traits from their tailed demons is a thing??
then its like
killer bee likes to stuff himself into jars
gaara eats garbage
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You're the only Naruto person I have to talk to so I hope you don't mind me rambling to you about this but sometimes I think about how Gaara was literally DEAD at one point. And that ninjas have BRING PEOPLE BACK FROM DEATH abilities. (At a super high cost but STILL MAN) Like I wonder does anyone ever remember that and talk to Gaara about it. Hey Gaara what was it like when you were dead. Remember when that happened tho!? Oh maaaan
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I think about this a lot like can you imagine if I was Gaara someone would be like ‘clean your room’ and I’d be like ‘I died once’ it’d bE THE ULTIMATE…GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD??? I’m an asshole.
like he’s in his office doing work at like 3 in the morning and Temari’s like ‘go to sleep’ and he’s like ‘I’ll sleep when I’m….dead.’ she instantly frowns bc WE DONT TALK ABOUT IT but he kinda perks up like ‘get it…bc…now I can sleep….bc i was dead’ he thinks it’s so funny it’s like his first joke Temari doesn’t have the stRENGTH for this kid she just bodily lifts him up and drops him in his bed and he’s like ‘it’s kind of funny’ and she slams the door ‘you’RE NOT FUNNY!!’
she walks into the kitchen the next morning and Kankuro is choking bc he inhaled juice into his lungs laughing and Gaara is half smiling really pleased with himself and Temari is SO MAD SHE CAN’T BELIEVE!!! THIS!!! IT’S NOT FUNNY!!!
