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Zodiac signs as benders with specialties.
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These list the type of bending each zodiac sign would be most likely to use (not necessarily the only type they can use within their element). Inspired by cat-prince‘s post.

Aries: Pure Fire Bending - Aries would mostly rely on pure fire bending due to their spontaneous and daring qualities they take pride in their nation but may lack the patience to master the sub fire type bending, if they do master another bending they would still more than likely rely on their tried and true method.

Taurus:
Magma - Taurus would most likely rely on  magma due to their hot headed nature and stubbornness anything in their path may incinerated. Magma building also allows for creation of new rock and the slow building of pressure for heating the rock requires the patience that a Taurus so often displays.

Gemini: Spirit projection - Duality is an important feature of the Gemini’s nature, due to this they would easily be able to exist in both the spirit and physical world. This method provides information for the intellectual Gemini allowing them to best figure out a course of action. The change of pace between the two worlds may also help fight the Geminis like for a change of scene.

Cancer: Pure Water bending - Cancers are at time unpredictable which makes water and its ability to exist as both water and ice perfect. The Cancer can also use both its ice solid defense of the hardships the world may bring while also allowing them to flow with the tides of change.

Leo: Redirection (lightning/ fire) - The Leo may perceive himself to be untouchable at times which makes redirection perfect for them as it allows them to avoid being hit by the flames of jealousy (real or perceived) that are flying at them. Their kind hearted nature also at times would prevent them from attacking others personally, but if attacked they may resort to using another persons fire power against them.

Virgo: Pure Earth Bending - Virgo may be able to use one of the other more flashy earth bending styles but the Virgo would only use such “flashy” techniques as a last resort due to their modest natures. Their practicality and sometimes harsh nature also goes along with the earth’s raw power.

Libra: Pure Air Bending - The laid back Libra is a perfect match for pure air bending. Their love of justice and charm allow them to see both the good and bad, and their perception of a person may fluctuate with the change of the wind.

Scorpio: Blood Bending - Scorpios are the more attack oriented of the water signs they are also more associated with more physicality rather than emotion and spirit (not that they do not experience these as strongly as the other water signs, they just don’t express the feeling in these ways as much). Their ambitious and manipulative nature can play into the blood bending and controlling of a body especially with there strong focus.

Sagittarius: Lightning Bending - The Sagittarius’s precision and confidence makes them a perfect match for the lightning ability. Their adventurous nature always pushes them to work harder and to develop this at times hard to learn skill. They should be careful though confidence in their abilities is a good thing but over-confidence could lead to some unpleasant and shocking results.

Capricorn: Metal Bending - The cold and calculated mind of a Capricorn goes hand in hand with the metal bending. The discipline required to master bending metal is within the Capricorn’s wheel house and desire for both practicality and ambitious drive would allow them to create new weapons out of even the strongest metals.

Aquarius: Flight - Flight is an ability only mastered by those who allow themselves to be detached (one of the Aquariuses specialties). This does not mean that the Aquarius is mean, in fact their light hearted friendly nature is one of their defining traits. Flight also allows for the Aquarius to be as independent as he or she may desire.

Pisces: Healing/ Spirit Bending - (Spirit bending and healing are actually the same ability but i felt like I needed to specify both) Pisces like Gemini are a very dualistic sign having hands in both the spiritual and physical worlds. Their compassionate nature and idealistic views make healing the perfect match for the them. Pisces are an emotional based sign making healing not only a physical task for them, but a spiritual task as well. The Pisces manipulative nature can also be seen in the way they would manipulate the healing time of a person.

Please do not repost…I worked really hard

the signs as things my dad has said
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Aries: i will fight anyone that eats my toast

Taurus: where did i put my glasses, i need them to see

Gemini: i may be asian, but i cant fix your iphone

Cancer: i cried at the end of despicable me two

Leo: it was a very good pun, you should’ve been there

Virgo: whats the English word for “the horses that spin around with music” 

Libra: what is “hella”? 

Scorpio: i want cheese fries, where the hell are my cheese fries

Sagittarius: dont talk to the dog like that

Capricorn: can you reach that for me, i am very small

Aquarius: “anime”?

Pisces: you have to go to bed early because you smell

the signs as things my 10 year old brother has said/done
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Aries: what is a “MILF”? my friend called you that today
Taurus: how to you spell “mayonnaise”?
Gemini: I’m not gay
Cancer: *running around the house playing airhorn noises on this phone*
Leo: watch me whip. *slips and hits his head on the fridge*
Virgo: dude, I just hacked this server in minecraft
Libra: dad’s a republican???? what the fuck
Scorpio: I kinda want a tarantula to devour me in my sleep
Sagittarius: haha… I just ate an entire jar of peanut butter
Capricorn: yeah okay shut up, I get it, you’re gay. you only tell me like every 5 seconds
Aquarius: my favorite anime is sword art online
Pisces: why does god hate me

THE BAD & THE SAD
  1. Badass: Aries, Taurus, Virgo, Sagittarius
  2. Cries themselves to sleep: Gemini, Cancer, Libra, Pisces
  3. Badass and also cries themselves to sleep: Leo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius
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Badass: Aries, Taurus, Virgo, Sagittarius Cries themselves to sleep: Gemini, Cancer, Libra, Pisces Badass and also cries themselves to sleep: Leo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius

reblog & answer according to your sign - ('which annoys you more' version)
  1. aries: people who constantly feel sorry for themselves OR being ignored/given an ultimatum
  2. taurus: being rushed OR being spoken to rudely
  3. gemini: being criticised OR being bored
  4. cancer: arrogant, show-off kinds of people OR being forgotten/ignored
  5. leo: public embarrassment OR losing
  6. virgo: mess and disorganisation OR being late
  7. libra: conflict and disharmony OR being yelled at
  8. scorpio: intrusiveness OR betrayal
  9. sagittarius: people who break a promise OR feeling trapped & smothered
  10. capricorn: unproductiveness OR excessive public displays of affection
  11. aquarius: restrictions OR hypocrisy
  12. pisces: selfishness OR being lied to
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aries: people who constantly feel sorry for themselves OR being ignored/given an ultimatum taurus: being rushed OR being spoken to rudely gemini: being criticised OR being bored cancer: arrogant, show-off kinds of people OR being forgotten/ignored leo: public embarrassment OR losing virgo: mess and disorganisation OR being late libra: conflict and disharmony OR being yelled at scorpio: intrusiveness OR betrayal sagittarius: people who break a promise OR feeling trapped & smothered capricorn: unproductiveness OR excessive public displays of affection aquarius: restrictions OR hypocrisy pisces: selfishness OR being lied to

the signs as noises i made trying to pick my phone up off the ground while not leaving my bed
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Aries: uggghhh
Taurus: ffgggggUhh
Gemini: ssrrRRGHHH
Cancer: FFH!!
Leo: grrr
Virgo: Ugh.
Libra: MMHEEEH
Scorpio: grrAAAGRRRGRGR
Sagittarius: hnngGG
Capricorn: MGggBBB
Aquarius: psshhhh
Pisces: fuckin shit

the signs, yo
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Aries: Funniest rants, trust me; Seems like a badass, but they’re harmless until you seriously piss them off; Do not piss them off, their limits are usually reasonable and they will fight you; Unafraid to act, especially to defend you; Always thinking about what’s coming up next; Great at starting projects they never completely finish; Sincere friends.

Taurus: Big, sweet cow eyes; Honestly just hug them and never let go, it’ll be the best decision you ever make; Warm aura; They’ll embarrass themselves, but it’s endearing instead of cringe-worthy; Calm presence; Naturally reserved, but they will let you in if you genuinely care; Unintentionally funny; Some quality of theirs makes people look up to them.

Gemini: They try so hard, bless their hearts; Cutest clothes; One of you is going to have a crush on the other; Awkward in a way that makes tension disappear; Unintentionally attracts trouble; It doesn’t occur to them to not put up with your shit; Not very considerate to your emotions unless they’re helping you with a specific issue; Super passionate about their fandoms and interests; Someone you can always talk to.

Cancer: Fucking dweebs that will laugh over the most bizarre things; Will always love you; Messy; They genuinely want you to do your best; They deeply care about all of their friends, too; Give great hugs; Take everything personally and fully invest themselves; They might get too wrapped up in something that doesn’t seem important to you, but just be patient with them, they’re worth it.

Leo: Simultaneously the most self-absorbed and caring people; Lucious locks; So intimidating, but it’s all a big, fat lie if you’re friends; Would kill for you; Childish and immature; Can actually be very practical minded; Really wants you to like them, but they’re not going to try hard for your approval; Let them have the last word because they’re going to have it eventually.

Virgo: Sad eyes that know the dark secrets of the world; They don’t feel in control, yet they try to be; Organized and methodical; Outwardly cynical (but they secretly hope for the best); If you meet their standards, consider yourself lucky; Big sister who will always help you with your problems; Feels most comfortable in a dark movie theater; Listen to them because they know what they’re talking about; Surprisingly patient.

Libra: They have a story for everything; Loves to go out with their loved ones; They spend a lot of time thinking over ideas and concepts; DILF; Lifelong friend that you can always turn to; Confidence booster; Can be surprisingly selfish sometimes; Indecisive as fuck; They’re going to win you over before you even realise it; Silently judgemental, but this doesn’t mean they take sides.

Scorpio: 10/10 would bang; Could destroy you effortlessly; Lifelong struggle bus ticket holder; Romantic love is not their strong suit; Darkly magnetic; Shared looks and inside jokes will be abundant when you hang out; Do not fuck with their friends; I repeat: do not fuck with their friends; seriously; avoid this at all costs; These are the type of people who will burn your house down and steal your boyfriend; If you fuck them over, they will cut ties forever, even if they still love you.

Sagittarius: They’re best friend material; Lots and lots of friends but few close friends; Attractive/ Magnetic; You’re going to find yourself thinking about them later; Can go literally anywhere and fit in; Histrionic; Will not put up with your bullshit at all; They seem like an open book, but this is not the case at all; Take themselves a little too seriously; More loyal than you could ask for.

Capricorn: Sassy as hell; Sarcasm actually flows through their veins; You will admire them; Always seemingly stable; They have the soundest advice; Tend to think they’re always right, and they aren’t exactly wrong about that; If they love you, it’s true; Good listeners and friends; Grouchy is their default emotion; Lowkey SUPER competitive, just let them win because they will literally never let it go ever.

Aquarius: You will fall in love with them, even if it doesn’t last; They’re going to make you laugh; They try to be forgiving creatures; Lowkey super stubborn about things they believe to be right; Really, really good at one area of expertise; Detail oriented; Highly sexual beings; They downplay their emotions; It’s hard to completely understand what they’re thinking about unless they explicitly tell you; Trust their gut because they’re going to be right.

Pisces: Hug them, please, they’ll really appreciate it; They’re probably going to fall in love with you, too; Trusting and trustworthy; Watch what you say around them because they’re very sensitive; Encourage them to trust their intuition more; They’ll be able to understand your feelings more deeply than any of the other signs; Insecure but so, so, so worthy; Would die for you; Sneaky; Need a favor? Call this babe.

The Signs as Peoples of Thedas
  1. Aries: Antivan
  2. Taurus: Fereldan
  3. Gemini: Orlesian
  4. Cancer: Alienage Elf
  5. Leo: Tevinter
  6. Virgo: Ander
  7. Libra: Free Marcher
  8. Scorpio: Qunari
  9. Sagittarius: Dalish Elf
  10. Capricorn: Orzammar Dwarf
  11. Aquarius: Rivaini
  12. Pisces: Elvhenan
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Aries: Antivan Taurus: Fereldan Gemini: Orlesian Cancer: Alienage Elf Leo: Tevinter Virgo: Ander Libra: Free Marcher Scorpio: Qunari Sagittarius: Dalish Elf Capricorn: Orzammar Dwarf Aquarius: Rivaini Pisces: Elvhenan

Things the signs hate
  1. Aries: Slow people, laziness, ignorance, being bossed around, sensitive people, crying, laying in bed all day, beating around the bush, being told to shut up, not being respected, stupidity, people who can't think for themselves
  2. Taurus: Being rushed, being bothered when doing something, being disturbed during alone time, constant noise, being robbed of personal space, having to leave their comfort zone, being asked repeatedly, whining, quitters, fickleness, loud & obnoxious people, no food, ruthless individuals
  3. Gemini: Waiting, being ignored, daily routines, explaining themselves, homebodies, close mindedness, unrealistic expectations, being told to calm down, being stuck at home, not being able to text or call, being constantly reminded, sensitive people, miscommunication
  4. Cancer: Drama, being blamed, confrontation, yelling, unaffectionate lovers, dishonesty, fly by friends, twisted words, not being left alone, cold personalities, fighting
  5. Leo: Clingy people, discouraging others, non-independent people, admitting failure, explaining feelings, followers, talk with no actions, no motivation, questioning, pessimists, being doubted
  6. Virgo: Disrespect towards others, not getting alone time, untidy people, disorganization, bad grades, laziness, selfishness, feeling undermined, people who get emotionally attached too quickly, people asking them about their feelings, knowing they can do better, not knowing how to express their emotions, pressure, being called picky, being used, being constantly asked about something they'd rather not discuss
  7. Libra: Argumentative people, drama, people who hold grudges, their indecisiveness, negative people, not having anyone to talk to, unenthusiastic people, not being left alone when sad, advice being unused, small mindedness, self centeredness, being called a liar, not being able to do things as they want, being blamed for other decisions, unappreciative people, not being able to socialize, people who disturb the peace for no reason
  8. Scorpio: Having to rely on people, not being in control, disloyal friends, being told to get over it, dishonesty, greediness, people who can't take a joke, freeloaders, unmotivated people, inflexibility, having to explain emotions, closed off people, failure, non passionate lovers
  9. Sagittarius: Pessimism, unimaginative people, close mindedness, inflexibility, dwelling on the past, sensitive people, someone who can't take a joke, boredom, moodiness, talk with no action, close ended questions, unforgiving people, being stuck, being held down, feeling confined, being accused without reason
  10. Capricorn: Disorganization, not being in charge, being 2nd best, irresponsibility, people with no sense of structure or self discipline, laziness, being told they're not good enough, being doubted, not having their own money, freeloaders, someone failing to take responsibilities for their actions, being played, being pressured to open up, being rushed into something, being confused as cold rather than guarded, failure, admitting they need help
  11. Aquarius: Unmotivated people, advice with no potential, driving aimlessly, going somewhere with no plans, people giving advice with no experience, being belittled, being forced to show emotion, feeling isolated, taking orders
  12. Pisces: Feeling like they can't say no, being rejected, being taken advantage, facing the truth, confrontation, being questioned, being blamed/accused, pressure, feeling pushed around, not being heard
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Aries: Slow people, laziness, ignorance, being bossed around, sensitive people, crying, laying in bed all day, beating around the bush, being told to shut up, not being respected, stupidity, people who can't think for themselves Taurus: Being rushed, being bothered when doing something, being disturbed during alone time, constant noise, being robbed of personal space, having to leave their comfort zone, being asked repeatedly, whining, quitters, fickleness, loud & obnoxious people, no food, ruthless individuals Gemini: Waiting, being ignored, daily routines, explaining themselves, homebodies, close mindedness, unrealistic expectations, being told to calm down, being stuck at home, not being able to text or call, being constantly reminded, sensitive people, miscommunication Cancer: Drama, being blamed, confrontation, yelling, unaffectionate lovers, dishonesty, fly by friends, twisted words, not being left alone, cold personalities, fighting Leo: Clingy people, discouraging others, non-independent people, admitting failure, explaining feelings, followers, talk with no actions, no motivation, questioning, pessimists, being doubted Virgo: Disrespect towards others, not getting alone time, untidy people, disorganization, bad grades, laziness, selfishness, feeling undermined, people who get emotionally attached too quickly, people asking them about their feelings, knowing they can do better, not knowing how to express their emotions, pressure, being called picky, being used, being constantly asked about something they'd rather not discuss Libra: Argumentative people, drama, people who hold grudges, their indecisiveness, negative people, not having anyone to talk to, unenthusiastic people, not being left alone when sad, advice being unused, small mindedness, self centeredness, being called a liar, not being able to do things as they want, being blamed for other decisions, unappreciative people, not being able to socialize, people who disturb the peace for no reason Scorpio: Having to rely on people, not being in control, disloyal friends, being told to get over it, dishonesty, greediness, people who can't take a joke, freeloaders, unmotivated people, inflexibility, having to explain emotions, closed off people, failure, non passionate lovers Sagittarius: Pessimism, unimaginative people, close mindedness, inflexibility, dwelling on the past, sensitive people, someone who can't take a joke, boredom, moodiness, talk with no action, close ended questions, unforgiving people, being stuck, being held down, feeling confined, being accused without reason Capricorn: Disorganization, not being in charge, being 2nd best, irresponsibility, people with no sense of structure or self discipline, laziness, being told they're not good enough, being doubted, not having their own money, freeloaders, someone failing to take responsibilities for their actions, being played, being pressured to open up, being rushed into something, being confused as cold rather than guarded, failure, admitting they need help Aquarius: Unmotivated people, advice with no potential, driving aimlessly, going somewhere with no plans, people giving advice with no experience, being belittled, being forced to show emotion, feeling isolated, taking orders Pisces: Feeling like they can't say no, being rejected, being taken advantage, facing the truth, confrontation, being questioned, being blamed/accused, pressure, feeling pushed around, not being heard

  1. sinning: aries, leo, virgo, aquarius
  2. suffering: cancer, saggitarius, capricorn, pisces
  3. both: taurus, gemini, libra, scorpio
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sinning: aries, leo, virgo, aquarius suffering: cancer, saggitarius, capricorn, pisces both: taurus, gemini, libra, scorpio

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