零 (ling)/30s (THEY/THEM/佢)
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the signs as things my dad has said
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Aries: i will fight anyone that eats my toast

Taurus: where did i put my glasses, i need them to see

Gemini: i may be asian, but i cant fix your iphone

Cancer: i cried at the end of despicable me two

Leo: it was a very good pun, you should’ve been there

Virgo: whats the English word for “the horses that spin around with music” 

Libra: what is “hella”? 

Scorpio: i want cheese fries, where the hell are my cheese fries

Sagittarius: dont talk to the dog like that

Capricorn: can you reach that for me, i am very small

Aquarius: “anime”?

Pisces: you have to go to bed early because you smell

Horoscope signs as Ganondorf
  1. Aries - Twilight Princess Ganondorf: you ruined everything why did we invite you
  2. Taurus - OoT Ganondorf: sassy schemer who don't take no lip from no hero and also secretly a boar
  3. Gemini - Wind Waker Ganondorf: sometimes you look like a bird also stop harassing small children
  4. Cancer - SSB Ganondorf: you run slow and we all like you ironically
  5. Leo - a Link to the Past Ganondorf: you are actually a pig demon
  6. Virgo - Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf: your minions are useless but that hair tho
  7. Libra - Skyward Sword Ganondorf: you don't exist. Sorry. Someone who looks kinda like you does some bad stuff tho
  8. Scorpio - Four Swords Adventures Ganondorf: you had to break the law didn't you. See where that got you?? The race consisting of only girls hates you now. Hot girls. NICE GOING.
  9. Sagittarius - Phantom Hourglass Ganondorf: you're but a distant memory of the small children you once harassed. Those children killed you. This is your own fault.
  10. Capricorn - Oracle of Ages & Oracle of Seasons Ganondorf: you were supposed to show up. We invited you and everything. Are you too cool for us??? Jerk.
  11. Aquarius - Manga OoT Ganondorf: how did you go seven years thinking a wooden ocarina was the ocarina of time no wonder you lost
  12. Pisces - SSBB storyline Ganondorf: stop following the hand guy and stop trusting people stop just stop.
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Aries - Twilight Princess Ganondorf: you ruined everything why did we invite you Taurus - OoT Ganondorf: sassy schemer who don't take no lip from no hero and also secretly a boar Gemini - Wind Waker Ganondorf: sometimes you look like a bird also stop harassing small children Cancer - SSB Ganondorf: you run slow and we all like you ironically Leo - a Link to the Past Ganondorf: you are actually a pig demon Virgo - Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf: your minions are useless but that hair tho Libra - Skyward Sword Ganondorf: you don't exist. Sorry. Someone who looks kinda like you does some bad stuff tho Scorpio - Four Swords Adventures Ganondorf: you had to break the law didn't you. See where that got you?? The race consisting of only girls hates you now. Hot girls. NICE GOING. Sagittarius - Phantom Hourglass Ganondorf: you're but a distant memory of the small children you once harassed. Those children killed you. This is your own fault. Capricorn - Oracle of Ages & Oracle of Seasons Ganondorf: you were supposed to show up. We invited you and everything. Are you too cool for us??? Jerk. Aquarius - Manga OoT Ganondorf: how did you go seven years thinking a wooden ocarina was the ocarina of time no wonder you lost Pisces - SSBB storyline Ganondorf: stop following the hand guy and stop trusting people stop just stop.

rockingthegraveyard:
“{Listen}
/// So Happy Together - The Turtles // All I Need Is You - Rob Cantor // I Believe In A Thing Called Love - Branches // From Eden - Hozier // Just What I Needed - The Cars // The Way - Fastball // Bizarre Love Triangle...
rockingthegraveyard

{Listen}

///  So Happy Together - The Turtles  //  All I Need Is You - Rob Cantor  //  I Believe In A Thing Called Love - Branches  //  From Eden - Hozier  //  Just What I Needed - The Cars  //  The Way - Fastball  //  Bizarre Love Triangle - New Order  //  Because We’re Dead - Slow Club  //  I’m Gonna Be - Sleeping At Last  ///

tethrasing

have you ever licked a lamppost in winter? ‡ 100% certified dragon age trash, one song for each companion and advisor (listen)
quick disclaimer: in case i haven’t made it clear enough, this playlist is a joke. i chose not to include the warden’s dog and hawke’s dog. if i missed any other companions or you’re wondering why i chose a specific song, feel free to shoot me an ask!
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