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Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds. Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens. Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles. Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil. Cookies: Freudian psychology. Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you. Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs. Ice: The sweet release of death.

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.


