

why did whoever take this photo use the zoom blur to make it look like this is some hyper-advanced meme
some of my food pictures. people dont usually believe me when i tell them the garlic coffee pic is by me, but please enjoy the full set




this is the goddamn fucking height of literature and billiam spearmint or whatever his name was can eat it


On the phone with Tucker I said offhandedly “croutons in a bowl of milk” and then I get this fucking snapchat, and then. i hear the crunching.