Track
Bitches Love Me (Feat. Drake, Future)
Artist
Lil Wayne
any state thats legalizing the sale of pot needs to release every single black person ever arrested for possession or trafficking and then expunge their criminal record
and this should be the preface to a necessary conversation on reparations paid out to the millions of black lives ruined for doing the same thing that’s now enriching whites in Colorado and Washington.
do kids honestly get peer pressured into doing drugs because i havent ever even seen a marijuana in my 19 years of life
in one of the quizzes i had in my ethnic studies class we had to know the exact origin of 420
I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.”
cross out the things you’ve done.
Graduated high school.|Kissed someone.| Collected something really silly | Smoked a cigarette. | Got so drunk you passed out. | Rode every ride at an amusement park. | Gone to a rock concert. |Helped someone.| Gone fishing. | Watched four movies in one night. |Gone long periods of time without sleep.|Lied to someone.| Snorted cocaine. |Failed a class.|Smoked weed.| Dealt drugs. | Been in a car accident. | Been in a tornado. |Been to a funeral.|Burned yourself.| Ran a marathon. |Cried yourself to sleep.| Spent over $200 in one day. |Flown on a plane.| Cheated on someone. | Been cheated on.| Written a 10 page letter. | Gone skiing. | Been sailing. | Have a best friend. | Lost someone you loved. |Shoplifted something.| Been to jail. | Dangerously close to being in jail. |Skipped school. | Had detention. | Got in trouble for something you didn’t do. |Stolen books from the library.|Gone to a different country.| Dropped out of school. |Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.| Had an online diary. | Had a yard sale. | Had a lemonade stand. | Actually made money at the lemonade stand. | Been in a school play. | Been fired from a job. | Swam with dolphins. | Taken a lie detector test. | Voted for someone on a reality TV show. |Written poetry.|Read more than 20 books a year.| Gone to Europe. | Loved someone you shouldn’t have. |Used a coloring book over age 12.| Had surgery. | Had stitches. |Taken a taxi.| Seen the Washington Monument. | Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once. | Overdosed. | Been in a fist fight. | Gone surfing in California. | Had a hamster/guinea pig. | Pet a wild animal. |Used a credit card.| Did “spirit day” at school. | Dyed your hair. | Got a tattoo. | Got straight A’s. |Been on the Honor Roll.| Know someone with HIV or AIDS. |Made out with someone.| Played on a sports team. | Snuck out of the house. | Swore at a teacher. | Gone laser tagging. | Had a romantic relationship. | Been on the TV. | French braided. | Skinny-dipped. |Driven a car.| Performed in front of an audience. | Gone bungee-jumping. | Been to Mexico. | Crashed a car. | Sky dived. | Been kissed in the rain. | Made an 11:11 wish. |Drank alcohol.| Forwarded a chain letter. |Made a mistake.
- sure manga takasugi is stylish but i maintain that he has terrible color coordination judging by his clothes in the anime. who told him navy blue goes with warm purple/gold. stop him
- yeah i dont remember his name either. i think it possibly starts with a T
- are we sure he’s not just high. how do we know he’s smoking tobacco. i mean it would explain why everything is apparently mildly amusing to hilarious to him
- this is true
- definitely also true.
- okay you know what im 5 inches shorter than him i cant call him short. i cant
“In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street.
A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.”
Fun fact: when I worked at the tv station, drug tests were required for everyone except the art department.