fuck star wars discourse about morals or some shit all I wanna know is how much weed each character smokes

Luke: pays a lot of money for weed but only gets given oregano anyway
Obiwan: stoner
Han: Big stoner man.
Chewbacca: Stoner
Leia: Owns several of her own artisan bongs
Darth Vader: A sad lack of weed here. Due to his asthma. 0/10

wonderful addition but i think we are too quick to judge darth vader here. For all we know he could just be hotboxing the shit out of his suit at all times

Yoda is made of weed

can’t believe that ya’ll are forgetting that the weed man who overcharges luke for oregano IS han

Rap that other people listen to: *spitting verses about being hardcore and doing drugs and having bitches*

Rap that I listen to: *Hamilton and Jefferson roasting each other over a financial plan*

luv when white people use hamilton as an armrest for their racism. do me a favour, @dumbled0rk: delete this and apologize for being fucking ugly.

^^^^^^also words from lin manuel miranda
“When you tell me “I hate rap but I love this,” you’re half insulting me. You should know that.
And I always tell them all: you’ve been missing out. I hope you listen to more.”

also why do white people™ get so pretentious about rap music when literally every other music genre has artists who are “hardcore” and talk about “doing drugs and having bitches” get tf outta here

on this 4/20, let’s think about how bob marley has been reduced to a stereotype around weed and “one love” instead of the revolutionary figure he really was. he advocated for revolution and change against a racist political system in jamaica. he was also a staunch anti imperialist, and criticized white imperialism. he didn’t just smoke weed all day and sing catchy songs. i truly hate the liberal cleansing of revolutionary figures because it turns them into a caricature which erases their political stances and beliefs from the public mind completely

every wikipedia entry for a comic book character is like

Classic Era: Professor Two-Apes was created when a bored alien glued two gorillas together with a magic rock. He later turned to evil when a colleague took credit for his research. In his debut appearance, Professor Two-Apes turned the Eiffel Tower into a banana.

Modern Era: Tu-Apes was the result of years of painful animal experimentation. He killed the doctor who created him, stole the blood-stained diploma off his wall, and now wears it around his neck. In the Conflagration crossover event, he was seen being beaten to death with one of his own spines. He was later resurrected by Satanists and currently suffers from a debilitating heroin addiction.