grizzled protagonist: yeah, i made a text post or two back in the day. but i put that life behind me. shady agent: you were the best in the business, and that's why we need you back to make one last text post grizzled protagonist: [inhales wearily] ok. one condition, though: no gifs. i only post jpegs. shady agent: [smiles, revealing heavily artifacted teeth] that won't be a problem