zarbon
asked:
WHAT IS CHRISTIAN CLOWN COLLEGE OMG
cloacacarnage
answered:

It was wild. We learned how to do our makeup then you could take different classes. I learned how to juggle and make balloon animals. Then we went to a nursing home and did stuff for the people there and it all tied back into Jesus somehow. Like God transforms people like I transformed this long ass balloon into kind of a dog. Also the Holy Trinity is a thing, so here’s me juggling three objects. I spent the first half of the week awkwardly flirting with the lifeguard at the camp pool but then she saw me in clown makeup and wouldn’t talk to me anymore. Another girl tried to kiss me towards the end of the week (which would have been my first kiss) but she had her makeup on and I freaked out and ran away. It was a weird time.