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hey you know those photos of trees where it looks like they have a big round human ASS, that's a tree disease right, what's it called

if it’s what I’m thinking of, those are called Burls if you’re murrican or Burrs if you’re from pretty much literally anywhere else

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It’s less of a disease in itself and more like a sign of a disease.  Usually fungal infections fuck up the tree growth and cause them

People actually steal them sometimes because some of them are super valuable.  They make really cool looking carved stuff and are really dense.

yugichrist

what the fuck. they just chop the ass right off a tree and sell it to the tree ass black market. that’s brutal

homohustle

That’s… Yeah, that’s actually pretty accurate.

People have actually been arrested for it and redwood national park gets blocked off at night because people stealing and selling tree ass on the black market is such a big problem

yugichrist

requesting backup for a 376 in process, that’s right we’ve got a tree ass jacker here

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