darnhomosexuals

why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee

get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug

satanicdemona

This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality.

satanicdemona

I really can’t get over what a good metaphor this is.

officialjeffgoldblum

they could’ve just made them square but that’d probably be too gay 

satanicdemona

but then how would the dude be in the lady’s space, expropriating her value? D:

lordandgodoftheobvious

Guys, this is obviously literally meant as a metaphor for the depressingly common dynamics of most heterosexual relationships, and indeed of society in general.

skysquids

the ‘hers’ cup only appears to have a normal shape when paired with the ‘his’ cup.  on its own, the cup would appear to be missing something.  why is heterosexuality so terrible?

princemikasaackerman

This has to literally be a metaphor for heterosexual relationships. There is no way someone made such a perfect representation by accident.