actual horoscope

• aquarius: nice bones. love those bones
• pisces: wow. these bones look lovely
• aries: check out the bones on this guy
• taurus: these bones are sick. these bones are unreal
• gemini: double the bones half the price!!?
• cancer: hey whoa bones over here
• leo: b
• virgo: o
• libra: n
• i legitimately almost typed vriska instead of scorpio. this text post is fucking over.