reasons sims 4 will kill me before i even get it

• parties with glowsticks raves???
• you can move whole rooms and buildings!! 
• multitasking!!
• you can download new content without leaving the game??!?
• sims with emotions?? real emotions!!
• sims can be right or left handed??! why?? who cares??!
• rocket ship??! cupcake factory??!! 
• WOOHOO IS A SKILL
• A U T O S A V E

• YOUR SIMS CAN J A C K  O F F