excuse me, you identify as HETEROSEXUAL????? Uh. Don’t you know that word was MADE UP, by some German Journalist in the early 20th century in A LETTER????? I get you’re all trying to be “special snowflakes” but HETEROSEXUALITY. IS. NOT. REAL.

lolsob the notes for this post are full of people going “don’t you get all words are made up at some point!!!”. You’re so close to getting it… So close…

It’s on the verge of tragicomedy.