fucking eat like a Russian peasant after the Bolshevik revolution, chow down like a Congolese family during the droughts of 1910 - 17, crunch your mandibles around pies filled with rat shit as the Pure Food and Drug Act starts to get enforced properly, suck down your gruel as a sod farmer at 5.30am, get beri-beri disease from eating polished white rice and let your brain rot out your thick unkempt hippie skull as you chew fucking curds and shit yourself to death

ahaha a mere 100 years ago? THAT’s your cutoff point? i bet you eat pasteurized dairy products. i bet you eat fucking bread. wake ujp sheeple. stop eating made up “foods”. eat some goddamn bark. eat some grass. use your fucking appendix. eat a mammoth you hipster fuck. thank your body dot com. i live for this