i see a lot of people spending time thinking about “who tops” in their otp when they should be thinking about

• who quotes twilight at the other person
• who appreciates cat videos more
• who spent a hellish summer working in the worst gamestop you can imagine
• who lets the other person win in ticklefights
• who chews on their pencil
• who’s the person who accidentally thinks of their grandparents one time while they’re making out and kills the mood