partyshoggoth

im gonna shut up in a minute but ok im romancing isabela w/ a warrior femhawke rn and i love the getting rid of knives bit when they do it but i want it to be like. Comically drawn out. i want isabela and hawke to spend like ten minutes removing every weapon from their person before they can have sex and theyre both getting impatient and rolling their eyes at each other but they both keep coming up with mORE FUCKING KNIVES