modern au zevran looks:

• rainbow of $3 sandals and one $600 pair of armani calf leather boots
  
• enormous sunglasses
• black velvet culottes he’s owned since 1998 
• 3 emojis minimum per text 
• 10 emojis minimum per instagram post
• garter flask
• inscrutable sleeve tattoos
• nervous tic where he plays with his hair
• flakes of fingernail polish applied a month ago
• gun in his bag buried under gum and chapstick
• gets kinda emotional during tina turner’s ‘private dancer’ when he’s a couple glasses of wine down 
  
• drives with his knees 
• smells like cocoa butter lotion