as happy as i am that bjork’s swan dress gets the admiration it deserves these days, why do i never see anyone talk about the fact that IT LITERALLY LAID EGGS
THE DRESS. LAID EGGS
'I had brought six ostrich eggs with me and I was dropping them carefully on the red carpet. But other people's bodyguards kept picking them up and saying in their thick American accents, “‘Scuse me, mam, you dropped this.”' x
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