I mixed up “donkey kong” and “king kong” and accidentally said “kinky dong” to my parents today
I called my dad a kinky dong. He’s big and hairy and started going to the gym lately and all I wanted was to jokingly say he looked like a gorilla but this is real life and I have to accept it
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