true as fuck zodiac

aries lovable but still a lil bitch

taurus p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time

gemini crayola as fuck

cancer rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit

leo cutest ever

virgo really deep and doesn't take any shit

libra weird as hell omg

scorpio probably satan

sagittarius cute and very sweet

capricorn to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices

aquarius charming but hella strange once you know them

pisces even more crayola than gemini